The best things come in email.
I got this in an email the other day, I am still laughing.
"My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fuckin' red mark on his
forehead. "
And another thing...
"
Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them.
Personally, I thnk if you can hear them whining you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow!"
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