Thursday, June 25, 2009

Gadget Queen.

Got a new cell phone today.

The Boy stepped on his so he has been using mine. I decided today to get myself one. Yes, I know he has a job and could buy his own cell phone. No its not the same as buying one for him. No, it's not, shut up!

This one has slide out QWERTY keyboard, much faster to text. It has a 2MP camera with video and an MP3 player.

It also has a few cool features. If you are taking a still picture and are afraid you might miss the 'look' or something. You can set it to take from 4 to 16 shots, one after another without pressing the shutter. It's like a fashion shoot.

It also has pre-loaded frames for some extra fun'ness.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Good Grief!

Anyone else surprised it took this long for someone to take a shot at Parez Hilton?

Oh ya, and he was of course so traumatized by the whole incident that he immediately phoned the police?

Uh ok, right after he Twitter'd it. Ya, that's exactly the way it should be handled, you are bleeding, forget 911, Twitter it.

When I first read this, I thought they said Paris Hilton but that would not have changed the first line of this post either.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It's getting old.

Sure, its funny to hear about but when you live with it, it gets old really fast.

The Boy is stomping all over my last nerve with this car.

-He goes out every single day and vacuums it. Every day.

-We don't have a hose so he takes two buckets outside with him. One with soapy water and the other with clear water and washes it. Oh, and a t-shirt... to dry it. (No, it is not a Porsche or a Ferrari.)

-He doesn't like the condition of the driveway (mud puddles, rutts etc.) so he parks it on the lawn. He has no idea why that would upset me. Aside from the fact it kills the grass, it is just so Trailor Park Boys.

Now he wants me to take it to the garage because one of the tires has the writing facing in instead of out like the other three. I kid you not.

Maybe he is afraid someone will start humming the 'one of these things' song when he drives up. That would be humiliating.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Did he really think it through?

I used the exact words he has used on me over and over and over.

"Can I use your car while you are at work?"

Seems a pretty reasonable request, right? After all, you don't use it, it just sits in the parking lot/driveway whatever. And I never said no to him so I wasn't really expecting and answer. It was more of a statement as I started putting on my shoes and coat.

Apparently not as reasonable a request to him. "Uh, no."

I froze, but didn't skip a beat, "Fine." and he left.

I really didn't want to leave the house today, but there is not much toilet paper left and not much for him to eat or drink. No worries. I will hide what is left of the toilet paper for myself and he can eat newspaper for all I care.

I figure a week of saying no to his every request, no matter how small will get the point across.

I might just do laundry today, but not his.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

For fuck sake!

Did I really need to know that Quai Chan Caine dabbled in transvestite role playing?

I think not.

Nothing is fucking sacred anymore, who the hell needed to report that, whose fuckin business was it anyway?

Fuck, do I have to have someone filter my internet feed now?

Monday, June 1, 2009

Give me a break.

Whoever came up with this little tidbit, needs to get a life.

Are the American tax payers paying this guys salary? If they are they should be completely outraged.

One little thing from eight years ago. Taken out of context and now this idiot Tancredo is calling her a member of the Latino KKK. Unreal. Can you say 'attention whore?' Someone desperately needs to be on tv.

No reasonable person after reading the entire text (in context)would surmise that she is a bigot or a racist. Get a life Tancredo.

I wonder when he watches himself on tv, does he see how ridiculous he sounds? Did he know he was siding with Rush Limbaugh on a race issue? Hello pot, meet kettle.