There is absolutely nothing creepier than having something crawl across your face.
I am laying in bed, the alarm goes off. I slowly regain conciousness. What is that? Something tickling my forehead. Stray hair? I start to sit up.
HOLY FUCK IT IS CRAWLING TOWARDS MY EYE!
I freak out and instead of brushing it off, I am in a panic. All I want is for whatever it is to be dead. I can't imagine what it is, but I am sure it has more than two legs and am positive I wouldn't like it on me.
Without thinking I haul off and smack the thing. I didn't consider in doing so that I might hurt myself. I hit it with as much force as I would imagine it would take to fell a NFL linebacker.
I literally punched myself in the face. Knocking myself backwards on the bed and almost unconscious.
It was an ant, and it is most definitely dead. I believe I will have a shiner.
I am so fucking scarred for life. All day I kept imagining that I was seeing them crawling on me.
I gotta get back on my meds.
1 comment:
Holy shit I peed my pants.
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