Weird Office Guy. The saga continues.
I am getting this report second hand. Thankfully this incident was not witnessed by me personally, but was related to me by one of my traumatized co-workers.
WOG is sitting at his cube, idly picking his nose. Minutes go by and he is still digging away. He is at it so hard that his nose eventually begins to bleed. Heavily.
No worries. Remember the rolled up paper that he has in his ear? He promptly jams that up his nose to staunch the flow.
What could possibly top that mental picture? Try adding a sneeze.
As the paper begins to show signs of saturation, WOG promptly lets out a gigantic sneeze. All over the inside of the cube. Eye witnesses say the cube looked like an axe murderer had just vacated the premises.
WOG was sent home early. The cube had to be quarantined and the computer and equipment removed and discarded.
And how was your day?
2 comments:
they should just fire him unless he can act like a normal fucking person. gross.
AMEN.. GROSSSSSSSSS
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