And another thing...

Big ole' slap in the face.

I go to the local gas station to pick up a pack of smokes. As I am paying the kid behind the counter, a sign catches my eye.

"We check ID for anyone
who appears to be
under the age of 35."

I point to him and say, "What is that? You check everyone under 35?"

"Ya, the province says 25, but the Undisclosed Big Time Oil Company™ checks everyone under 35."

"So, I should be insulted."

Blank stare, light bulb, "OH HA, Ya, I guess."