And another thing...: That's cold, IKE....COLD!

Friday, February 19, 2021

That's cold, IKE....COLD!

Discussing spiders with IKE.

Has a spider in a web.

It died even though he was feeding it.

Named it Fred.

ME: What were you feeding it?

IKE: flies

ME: Live flies?

IKE: No, dead

ME: How did you kill the fly?

IKE: Raid

He poisoned the fuckin' spider.

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