And another thing...: Um...but you lost...???

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Um...but you lost...???

The US is all fired up over winning the most medals so far and it seems like the media is eating the same idiot cookies.

Okay...you won the most medals but you have not won the most gold medals and isn't that what it is all about?

I mean silver is cool...but you still lost the race.

"YEAH! We got 36 medals! WOO HOO!"

Okay, Retard. But in 27 of those events you actually ... lost.

I am not a sports person but I thought close only counts in horseshoes. When did they add that one to the olympics?

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