And another thing...: There otta be a 12 step program.

Friday, October 9, 2009

There otta be a 12 step program.

I feel trapped by FaceBook. I don't do anything else but check my status and the status of others, look at their photos and videos and play farming games.

I intermittently download and watch tv programs but it seems that I don't even bother to check email anymore or blog for that matter.

I know people that don't use Facebook, have never had Facebook....I know it can be done. But who wants to be the one person who is out of the loop?

I need help.

1 comment:

ME! said...: My friend has been blocked by facebook by some weird mystery. She has been flooding their IT inbox to fix it.

She's VERY out of sorts...; 4:17 PM

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