Friday, September 5, 2008

Dodged a bullet.

Almost had my mug plastered all over the television.

I am heading for the bank and this dude is standing outside with a camera guy.

He blocks my entry, "Hi, my name is Ross Lord..."

"Yeah, I know who you are."

"We are trying to get some reactions from the public about the local election..."


Out of the corner of my eye I spot the camera guy hoisting his camera onto his shoulder. I cut Mr. Lord off, "Whoa, sorry, if it were radio, I might consider it."

I am extremely non-photogenic.

No one needs to see that.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awww I'm sure you would have had something of interest to say :)

Evel said...

i have a face for radio

Anonymous said...

hahaha fucking paparazzi! you are PUBLISHED! you're a celebrity, that's was really what happened, come on lol