And another thing...

Take it to the streets.

Whatever happened to the crazy sandwich board guy? You know the one with "THE END IS NYE!" printed on the front and "EAT AT JOE'S" on the back. Marching up and down the street, trying to save us all. I miss him. No one listened to him cuz no one knew what the fuck 'NYE' was but he was keeping it real, doing his part. Its sad really that people are just too lazy these days to be crazy in person. Now they have the internet.

So after a bazillion years of time keeping. The Brains of this planet think the times have to be adjusted. So what, right? They do it every year, twice even. Oh no, you say, this year they will attempt it... (DUN DUN DUN) early. BY THREE WHOLE WEEKS! OOOOOOOOO! This is where the sandwich guy comes in.

[insert whinny voice here] My computer will be confused. It will blow up. I will lose all my important data. (you know, launch codes and shit)I will be completely shut down, my computer will have lost its mind and all my porn ground-breaking research along with it. This is a catastrophe of epic proportions. (Ever hear of a cd burner? Use it.)

The only people who are safe, are people in Arizona and Hawaii. The rest of the planet will implode. DUN DUN DUN!

You would not believe how many people have called the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™ with these 'concerns'. We had to have actual meetings about this shit, emails were sent out, websites erected. For the love of God!

I am writing this post, of course, from the future. I am staring at my time and it says 5:45PM, Tuesday, 04/22/2025. Yes, you crayon, I changed the time and date on my computer and guess what? It still works. It's the fucking time! (And don't think I don't know more than one geek out there will go and check to see if April 22, 2025 is indeed a Tuesday, fill your boots.)

Dude, your computer knows when you plug something into it, what makes you think adjusting its clock is going to stump it? People, I know you were disappointed with the whole Y2K thing. You were hoping for Armageddon, but your just grasping right now.

Hey, if your really looking for crazy to latch onto, try the Rapture. That shit is hilarious, and no pesky time limit to absolutely prove you wrong. You could ride that shit til, well, the Rapture.