What exactly are you thinking?
Girls who post semi-nude pics of themselves on MySpaces. Or a strip-tease on YouTube.
Ya, you might think it is cute now, but have you ever thought of running for office? What do you mean, no way? How can you know that at 15? Well, I guess you have pretty much screwed yourself anyway. Suffice to say that at this point you would be laughed off any ballot except for the Marijuana party. You can kiss the republican nomination good bye.
What about having children? Ever think of how you would feel if you stumbled across a picture of your mother on Plentyofish, spread eagle on your living room couch? (Suppose you could tell Junior that it was the Super Bowl and that's a V for victory. Ya, he'll buy that.)
Unless you are planning to go into the oldest profession, never have children or become the oldest stripper on the planet, you need to think this shit through.
And guys, you are not off the hook. Shocking your parents by having a swastika tattooed to your forehead might seem like the thing to do right now, but unless you are planning a career as a carny, you need to wake the fuck up!
Technology and pop culture today makes it too easy to fuck up your life at a much younger age than ever before.
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