YOU ARE HERE - SEPT 23, 2008

How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it).

- hockey night in canada theme scott decoste (Hailfax) (#1) Number 1 and 2 on this one.
- peter mackay (Province of Canada) (#1) Hmmm, interesting.
- it's not just the weather that's cooler in canada by samantha bennett anaylsis (Toronto) (#2)
- i haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you. picture (Houston) (#8)
- dead guy reel (Kentucky) (#2) Just....eeeww.
- pfo letter (Alberta) (#?) Got plenty of those in my time. All from Convergys.
- throat closing up smell (Virginia) (#?)
- weston model 703 (Seattle) (#3) Yes, I have one.
- who shit in your cornflakes? (Toronto) (#1) One of my favorite sayings.
- porn sites loincloths (Virginia) (#1) To each his own, I guess.
- spazolas (Norway) (#4)Guilty.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL? Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Goldman Sachs Company(New Jersey)
State University Of New York At Buffalo (NY)
Province Of Nova Scotia (Halifax)I think Peter is Googling himself again.
Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax) Hi Dave.
Weber State University (Utah)
U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (Houston)
Corporate Express (Colorado)
Magellan behavioral health (Missouri)
Hanes Companies Inc (North Carolina)
Hard Rock Cafe (Florida)
Laguardia Community College (Brooklyn, NY)
Vanderbilt University (Tennessee)
University Of Pennsylvania (Philadelphia)
The Calgary Sun (Alberta)
American Forces Information Service (Virginia)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever lose your golf balls in McCall lake? Or have a drink at the Toad & Turtle?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

Blogging Idol

From the people over at Daily Blog Tips.

I am thinking this might be interesting. I am starting to get bored, as I am sure my readers are, (both of them) with my blog. Maybe with The Boy gone, I have lost all fodder for the blog.

Also, working at home, I don't get to interact with as many crayons as usual. I need to get out more.

I might keep my eye on this competition. Hell, I might even sign up.

YOU ARE HERE - Jan. 2, 2008
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it).

- trampling foot budapest phone (Hungary) (#3) Huh?
- nice girls don't spit (United Kingdom) (#9)
- fuck the baltimore county public library (Virginia) (#11)
- fuck off canadian politically correct (Saskatchewan) (#4)
- labatt commercial turn me loose (Pennsylvania) (#15)
- its not a tumor kindergarten cop (California) (#9)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Indigene Pharmaceuticals (Massachusetts)
Modern Niagara Ottawa Inc (Ontario)
Weber State University (Utah)
Mississippi Dept. Of Education (Jackson)
Credit Suisse Group (Switzerland)
Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax)
Exxon Mobil Corporation (Texas)
Shell Services International Inc (Houston)
Fairmont Hotels & Resorts Inc (Toronto)
Calgary Regional Health Authority
University Of Michigan College Of Engineering (Ann Arbor)
State Of South Carolina (Lexington)
Canadian Textiles (Ottawa)
Allstate Insurance Company (Chicago)
Citgo Petroleum Corporation (Tulsa)
Colonial Williamsburg (Virginia)
Lehigh University (Pennsylvania)
State Of Maryland (Crofton)
Makemusic Inc (Minneapolis,Minnesota)
Hanes Companies Inc (Winston Salem,NC)
Osceola County (Florida)
Hard Rock Cafe (Orlando)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever grab a drink at the Black Swan Ale House or a bite to eat at Tokyo Garden?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

The woman is trying to break me!

The recruiter from the Undisclosed Internet Service Provider™ called me today. I got excited because I heard that people were getting calls offering them the position.

"Is it good news?"

"Well, it's not good news yet."

The woman is killing me. Aparently they were unable to get in touch with one of my references (the old boss)and they need another.

Jesus H Christ! I gave her three more and I know that she talked to two of them before I left for work.

Now we wait............again.

YOU ARE HERE - 08-26-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- another word for the same thing (Ontario) (#?) Uh, synonym?
- videos of chicks losing there clothes in fights (Tunkhannock,Pennsylvania) (#3) Classic.
- fuckin crap employers (England) (#5) OH, OH....I know this one!
- slang for boring (Virginia) (#5) I will tell you what boring is....looking for a slang word for boring on the internet.
- gangsta funk blogspot (France) (#4) [Giggle]

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Botswanna High Commission (London)
Dadavidson & Co (Great Falls, Montana)
Hungarian News Agency (Budapest)
Mi Group (Ontario)
University Of British Columbia (Vancouver)
Embarq Corporation (Apopka, Florida)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever visit the National Széchényi Library or admire the statue of György Dózsa?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

Answers to previous weeks.
06-03-07 - Isle of man
06-10-07 - Kingston, Jamaica
06-17-07 - Ljubljana, slovenia
06-24-07 - Hard Rock Cafe Miami, Florida
06-30-07 - Washington DC (Thayer Capital)
07-08-07 - Knox Basketball - Melbourn AU
07-15-07 - Google Inc (Mountain View, California)
07-22-07 - U.s. Patent And Trademark Office -Woodbridge, Virginia
07-29-07 - Dynetics Inc - Huntsville, Alabama
08-12-07 - California State Polytechnic University (Pomona)
08-19-07 - Indiana University (Bloomington)

YOU ARE HERE - 08-19-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- fuck buddy poughkeepsie (New York) (#4)
- black thing that gets bigger in peripheral vision (Georgia) (#5)
- another meaning for shit (Virginia) (#3)
- gung ho! gift of goose (Texas) (#6)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?

Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Indiana University (Bloomington)
University Of Miami (Florida)
Watson Wyatt & Company (DC)
Hall Booth Smith & Slover Pc (Atlanta)

Can You See Your House From Here?




HINT: Ever hang out at Uncle Fester's House of Blooze?
Or catch a Hoosiers game?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 08-12-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- famous canadian indian (Australia) (#3)
- ign arch. and design gb (Italy) (#6)
- kids posing as celebrities (New York) (#3)
- annoying little flashlights csi (Arizona) (#3)
- dynetics blog (Alabama) (#4)
- whyrustalkingme (Washington) (#)
- blog working zurich insurance (Chicago) (#10) Hey...they stopped by earlier...but they are gone now.
- freeze mother bitches wav (Virginia) (#2)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

United States Postal Service (California)
Salomon Inc (New York)
Health Care Plan-choicecare (New York)
California State Polytechnic University - Pomona
Electric Lightwave Inc
Hall Booth Smith & Slover Pc (Georgia)
Watson Wyatt & Company (DC)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Jojo's Pizza Kitchen?
Or play a round at Via Verde country club?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-29-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- social retardation (Philladelphia) (#2) Fascinating subject.
- soulsphincter egypt music (Sweden) (#5)
- enovation graphics/minnesota (North Carolina) (#1)
- marillaanne (Virginia) (#2)
- apfel herz (Germany) (#?) No idea.
- ophthalmic migraines picture of aura (Ontario) (#1)
- desiree glinden (California) (#6)
- thank you for calling (Philippines) (#10)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Lancaster Outreach (Texas)
Town Of Munster (Indiana)
Cybercity (Denmark)
University Of North Carolina At Wilmington
Amazon.com Inc (Seattle)
Ocean State Higher Education And Administration Network (Rhode Island)
Dynetics Inc (Alabama)
Indigene Pharmaceuticals (Massachusetts)
Zenith Electronics Corporation (New Jersey)
News International (UK)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever take a stroll through Forest Park or grab a bite at Tokyo Japanese Steak House & Sushi Bar & Lounge?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-22-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- china crisis wishful thinking audio moonfruit (England) (#2) Wha??
- girls in grande prairie alberta can fucking (Edmonton) (#9) Looks like someone is planning a trip.
- how to start a cooperative corp in ca / cafe (Iowa) (#4)
- mtv's facebook group 25 000 people (New York) (#2)
- gilchrist cat breeders london ontario (Toronto) (#9)
- boys feet pedophile (Washington) (#2) Um, eeeewww.
- shit new age (Madrid) (#9) Too much fiber?

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

University Erlangen Nuremberg (Germany)
Berger & Singerman (Miami)
Snowman Printing (Maine)
Indiana University-purdue University At Indianapolis
Fannie Mae (DC)
Goldman Sachs Company (New York)
Greater Louisville Assoc. Of Realtor (Kentucky)
Fachhochschule Fuer Technik Und Wirtschaft (Berlin) University of Applied Sciences
Swiss Re (New York)
New Generation Software Inc (Sacramento)
U.s. Patent And Trademark Office (Virginia)
Lakehead University (Ontario)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Sbarro's or catch a flight out of Ronald Reagan International Airport?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-15-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- hey, if you can find the money to kill people% (California) (#2)
- getting married at holiday inn robie street (Nova Scotia) (#4)
- dufferin peel mac os (Ontario) (#3)
- fuck buddy - valley stream (New York) (#9)
- i'm not a surgeon, holiday inn (California) (#3)
- funny quotes freeze mother bitches (Australia) (#2) Wish I knew what was going through people's heads.
- were does matt bellamy buy his clothes from (England) (#3)
- search for melody layne in louisville kentucky (Georgia) (#3)
- what jamaicans have to say (England) (#4) About what?
- lurking blog creepy isp academic (England) (#1) No idea where this is going.
- british columbia the worst shit hole on earth (British Columbia) (#2) I doubt that, there are probably worse shit holes on the earth.
- layne thrasher fired (California) (#1) Ya, not clear.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Silicon Valley Bank (California)
Netscape Communications Corp (Rancho Cucamonga, California)
Six Disciplines (Findlay, Ohio)
Towerstream Corporation (Massachusetts)
St. Luke's Episcopal Hospital (Houston)
Wells Fargo And Company (California)
Kidd And Driscoll Advertising (Florida)
Google Inc (Mountain View)
Makemusic Inc (Minnesota)
Hanes Companies Inc (North Carolina)
Columbia University (New York)
University Of Toronto (Ontario)
IBM Corporation (Poughkeepsie)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Considering the businesses located here, you would think Google Earth would have more info about the area besides commenting on peoples bad parking skills. The T-Rex with little flamingos around it is interesting though.
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

OKAY! OKAY! Stop poking me, I'm doing it.

Ok, this is the second time someone has tagged me for the rockin' girl award. Thanks to Anna and Michelle, I appreciate it, its just the passing it along that haven't gotten to yet.

I am pretty sure I mentioned that Procrastination is a planet and I am it's queen.

Anyway, here is a list of some of the Rockin' Chicks I know.

Radmila Cool chick, I never miss a post. Especially when she talks with or about Mamma.
Desiree She is what I would call a broad. She had the guts to get braces at 42, aces in my books.
Michelle Another Canuck, she has been through a lot of shit, but so far, not bitter.
Tomorrow (I think I just caught on that she might want anonymity) My favorite teacher, she is a great read.
Anna She knows me in real life and she still talks to me...That, in and of itself, is amazing.
Fyr She reads me....therefore she rocks.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-08-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- if you think socialized medicine is a good idea ask a canadian (Toronto) (#2) The answer is yes, it is good. Thanks for asking.
- was james gandolfini shot by a fan (California) (#6) Uh, no.
- the absense of ????? makes the heart (Philippines) (#2)
- mount laurel cheating wendy (New Jersey) (#2)
- sister-in-law porn (British Columbia) (#3)
- how much of ireland's population is in reykjavik? (Connecticut) (#9)
- where was th movie the english patient filmed (Florida) (#4) Portions of it was filmed in Tunisia
- pyburn films (New Jersey) (#?)
- decent fucking weekend empty nest (New York) (#?)
- what do jamaicans call their language (Philadelphia) (#8)
- sister-in-law porn - These keywords represent 7% of search engine traffic to this site. Ya gotta love porn, eh?

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Knox Basketball Inc (Melbourne)
U.s. Securities & Exchange Commission (Bronx, New York)
Education Department Of Western Australia (Canberra)
Teale Data Center (Sacramento)
Investors Bank & Trust Company (Rhode Island)
Jewish General Hospital (Montreal)
Lock Inspection Systems Ltd (London)
Bmc West Corporation (Boise, Idaho)
Eastern Virginia Medical School (Norfolk)
Holiday Inn Somerset (New Jersey)
Fort Worth Star Telegram (Texas)
Matheson Valves & Fitting (Quebec)
The Bank Of New York (Brooklyn)
Naval Surface Warfare Center (New York)
Redstone Production Network (UK)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever spend your Wednesdays at the Boronia Radio Control Car Club?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-30-07
We do this today, because tomorrow is a holiday. How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- watch a summer in la goulette online (Australia) (#7) La Goulette is in Tunisia.
- kodak film processing menomonie wi (St. Louis) (#?)
- pecker check (Ontario) (#6)
- freeze mother bitches wav (Idaho) (#9)
- vancouver mermaid and montreal photographer (Australia) (#1) That is pretty damned specific.
- i often rely on the kindness of strangers (Virginia) (#5) Maybe my posts are just getting too weird?

- There are always tonnes of sick porn searches and something that was just so bazaar, that it was [encrypted by AOL]. Too funny.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Ronco Specialized Services (New York)
Fluke Corporation (Everett, Washington)
Sentara Health System (Virginia)
Serve You Custom Prescription (Wisconsin)
Town Of Gilbert (Arizona)
Armorworks Inc (Arizona)
Onvoy (Minnesota)
API (Washington, DC)
U.S. Patent And Trademark Office (New York & Virginia)
Enovation Graphics (Minnesota)
Eastern Virginia Medical School (Norfolk)
Thayer Capital (Washington, D.C)
Gmac Mortgage Corp (Pennsylvania)
Universidad Politecnica De Madrid (Sweden)
Smurfit-stone Container (Massachusetts)
Public Consulting Group (Tallahassee, Florida)
Raytheon Company (Massachusetts)
Ameriquest Mortgage Company (California)
Exxon Mobil Corporation (Texas)
California State University Network (Ontario, California)
National Board Of Medical Examiners (Pennsylvania)
American Business Group (Norfolk, Virginia)
Makemusic Inc (Minneapolis)
State Of South Carolina (Cottageville & Lexington)
University Of South Carolina (Columbia)
Jabatan Telekom Brunei (Brunei Darussalam)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (England)
Arcor Ag & Co. Kg (Germany)
Gilchrist & Rutter (Santa Monica, California)
Lower Allen Township (Pennsylvania)
Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Admin (Maryland)
Santa Clara University (California)
Knox Basketball Inc (Australia)
University Of Rhode Island (Kingston)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever grab a bite at the P & J Deli? Or maybe take a stroll through Pershing Park?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-24-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- i live in winnipeg and i am bored (British Columbia) (#2) These exact words were searched 3 times, sadly giving the same results. You really were bored, considering you were in BC at the time.
- exotic dancer job description (Virginia) (#4) Uh...remove clothes while gyrating to the music? Just a shot in the dark.
- incoming message from the big giant head wav (Indiana) (#3) Ours tends to send emails.

The rest of the searches involved things to do with your sister-in-law when your a sick perverted fuck!

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

City Of Joplin Missouri (Do I really need to say?)
Sentara Health System (Virginia)
University Of Rhode Island (Kingston)
Danaher Tool Group (North Carolina)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (London)
Pyburn Films (New York)
Warren Communications News Inc (Washington, DC)
Data Mail Inc (Connecticut)
Express Scripts Incorporated (Missouri)
Hanes Companies Inc (Winston Salem, NC)
Raser Inc (Michigan)
Whirlpool Corporation (Michigan)
Haynes And Boone LLP (Dallas)
Cumbria Lancashire Education Online (England)
Harbour Vest Partners LLC (Boston)
The Irvine Company (California)
Pacific Media Group (California)
Disney Worldwide Services Inc (California)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: So, have you ever watched a basketball game at the American Airlines Arena? Or maybe you attend the Flying Trapeze School at Bayfront Park?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me

YOU ARE HERE - 06-17-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- why does tim hortons make us sneeze (Toronto) (#1) I have no earthly idea.
- cia mind control experiments in digby ns (Nova Scotia) (#3) LOL too funny.
- incoming message from the big giant head wav (Texas) (#1) Our's sends emails.
- tmo flarion pix nat (Slovakia) (#6) This has come up more than once and I have no idea what this guy is looking for.
- al capone's summer home in lake wales florida (Florida) (#6) I have no idea how they got here from that.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax)
Kimberly-clark Corporation (Mexico)
Cumbria Lancashire Education Online (Bradford, England)
Mutual Federal Savings Bank (Plano, Texas)
Nova University (Ft. Lauderdale)
Goverment Lottery Organisation (Thailand)
Chevron Corporation (New York)
Danaher Corporation (Massachusetts)
Glisten Confectionary (UK)
Taiwan Academic Network (Taipei)
Hard Rock Cafe (Miami)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Illinois)
Windsor Board Of Education (Ontario)
Stanford University Network (California)
North American Outdoor Group (Minnesota)
Quang Trung Software City (Ho Chi Minh City)
Pyburn Films (New York)
State Of South Carolina (Lexington)
The Dufferin Peel Roman Catholic Separate (Ontario)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (UK)


Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Betka Burger? Not many people can visit a medieval castle on their day off.

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-10-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- the exchange by giving one thing and getting another thing in the past (Sri Lanka) (#1)
- bloggingreykjavik (Reykjavik, Iceland) (#2) [Waves]
- What are some quotes i can dress the bride with for a stagette (Calgary) (#1)
- al capone goat island (Arkansas) (#3)
- how to make a bucket of frozen daiquiris ahead of time (New York) (#3) I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...make 'em and then freeze 'em?
- what to do with the used trays from tim horton's? (Toronto) (#5) They are actually excellent when you need to start the woodstove.
- translate i would die for him into french (Hamilton) (#1)
- tim hortons cat piss (Halifax) (#4) Dude, you're Canadian. You can't say that about Tim...you could get jail time.
- british accent institute in mumbai (Las Vegas) (#6)
- i know you're there...i can hear you breathing (Pennsylvania) (#3)
- text saskatoon albert cheating wife 7 kids (Saskatchewan) (#10) Makes you wonder why we even bother with search engines.
- bobby fischer blogspot.com (Texas) (#?)
- scientist/exotic dancer (Massachusetts) (#1)
- weight watchers reykjavik (Germany) (#9)
- you know you live in winnipeg when... (Detroit) (#2)
- fluffy getting a liver transplant (Florida) (#1)
- free home apnea screening huntsville alabama (Alabama) (#1)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Cedars-sinai Medical Center (Los Angeles)
Merrill Lynch And Company Inc (New York)
Kimberly-clark Corporation (Mexico)
Carter Ledyard And Millburn Llp (New York)
J. C. Penney Company Inc (Dallas)
Hard Rock Cafe (Miami)
Hilton Hotel Corporation (Louisville, Kentucky)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Illinois)
Google Inc (New York)
Network Of Ign Arch. And Design Gb (UK)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Schaumburg, Illinois)
Baltimore County Public Library (Maryland)
Ssa Baltimore (Maryland)
Tufts University (Boston)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT Ever attend a World Cup game at 'the office'? Or had a drink with friends at Redbones Blues Café?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

So, beginning of a new month (sorry I am a couple days late) and another installment of 'Where are you from?'

Without further ado, I give you ...

Ramsey, Isle of Man

The Isle of Man lies in the Irish Sea, between England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales, less than 60 miles west of the Lancashire coastline. It is 33 miles long, 13 miles wide and covers an area of 227 square miles. More than 40% of the Island is uninhabited.

Ramsey is a town in the north of the Isle of Man. It is the third largest town on the island. Its population is 7309 according to the 2006 census (7,322 2001 census). It has one of the biggest harbors on the island, and has a prominent derelict pier. It was formerly one of the main points of communication with Scotland.

I have to say it looks beautiful. The climate sounds perfect, cool summers and mild winters. I always wanted to live somewhere that was always spring or fall. Considering there were places that were always summer and others that were always winter, how hard could it be, right? This place sounds like it would be almost perfect for me.

So if you are one of the 7309 people living in Ramsey, give us a wave, eh?

YOU ARE HERE - 05-27-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- zellers in timmins (Ontario) (#4)
- verizon web page counter doesn't work (Pennsylvania) (#2)
- can my son drive in florida with learners permit (New Jersey) (#10)
- house for sael in ab (Alberta) (#6)
- tim hortons Weight watchers double cream (Winnipeg) (#3)
- feminize fiance (New Jersey) (#4)
- facebook is evil (Ontario) (#2)
- how to get the dean martin celebrity roasts (Sweden) (#5)
- does tim hortons give free coffee if you return tray? (Alberta) (#9) Uh...no.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Sparta Inc. (Lake Forest, California)
Herr Voss Stamco (Pennsylvania)
Ball State University (Indiana)
Kidd And Driscoll Advertising (Tallahassee)
Capto Financial Consulting (Sweden)
Manitoba Cancer Treatment And Research Facility (Winnipeg)
Hoyes Michalos & Associates (Kitchener, Ontario)
Univerzitet U Beogradu (Belgrade, Serbia And Montenegro)
The City Of Grande Prairie (Alberta)
Research In Motion Inc (Ontario)
Boston University (Massachusetts)
Covenant Retirement (Chicago)
Dell Computer Corporation (Round Rock, Texas)

Can You See Your House From Here?
Okay. So I caved. I will keep it going for a while. See how it goes.


HINT: Ever go watch football at Stadion Bežigrad?


Sorry, Google Earth doesn't have any up close images.

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

I know you are there, I can hear you breathing.

I don't know, I guess it happens to me once a year. I start to get a little discouraged.

I post and post and post and except for Kelly or Nadine I figure no one is reading it, so why bother? The odd other person will pipe up once in a while but I get the feeling I am talking to myself.

That is not to say I would stop posting. It just gets a little maddening. I can see that there are people reading it, and going to the archives and sitting in front of the computer and reading for hours sometimes. I know people are reading it, that is not the issue. The issue is, that most of my readers are lurkers.

The problem with lurkers is that they breed more lurkers. If someone comes by and sees that no one comments, then they will not comment either. It doesn't matter that they have returned 15 times in the past 2 days, they continue to not comment.

I get anywhere from 800 to 1300 unique visitors per month but only a very few ever comment. If you are one of these lurkers, I encourage you to show yourself. Gather up some courage to say hello. I don't bite, I swear to God.

Tell me a bit about yourself - who you are, where you’re from, what you do, or just say hi it really doesn't matter what you say. Hopefully, this will let you get to know some of the other lurkers and maybe give you a couple hits for your own site.

Comments from all visitors are welcome. Seriously, every comment does not have to be profound...just say hi.

YOU ARE HERE - 05-20-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-meridia (Redmond, Washington)(#??) Happens all the time. Search bot. I am pretty sure I have never used the word meridia in this blog, ever.
-how much money can a uk national sister-in-law send to her indian brother-in-law (Delhi)(#8) I don't know...but now I am interested.
-you are an asshole translated to italian (Massachusetts)(#7)A valuable phrase to learn in any language. Incidentally, I believe it is "Lei è un cretino." Glad I could help.
-sikta spruce picture (Florida)(#2)No idea what that is.
-and another thing (Washington)(#11)I don't even make the first page.
-naked picture unblocked by information centre (Sudan)(#10) Sorry to waste your time, Dude.
-frozen jaw (Mumbai, India)(#10)
-Iowa population maps that are good and not bad maps (Orange County)(#3)It's good to be specific, I guess.
-"hold her down" shot butt nurses (Italy)(#2)Probably not exactly what he was looking for.
-someone bought for 70,000 dollars (Pennsylvania)(#7)
-what makes a person who they are? (Australia)(#?) God, I wish I knew.
-is there a fee to cancel vonage? (New Jersey)(#8)And the answer is yes, in my case it was $49.99.
-what does shmily mean? (California)(#8)See How Much I Love You.
-Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April (Markham, Ontario)(#4) This was on the entrance exam for tech support. Her second child was named May, what is the name of her third child? Believe it or not, people got it wrong.

Honestly I am getting a bit grossed out over the amount of porn searches that end up here. No wonder no one comments. There are a lot of one handed typists out there. Most of it is pretty sick, and I am just going to try and pretend you aren't out there.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Access Cable Television (Dartmouth, Nova Scotia)
Delta Air Lines (Atlanta, Georgia)
Orange County Department Of Education (California)
First American Membership Services (Des Moines, Iowa)
Greenwich House (New York, New York)
Dartmouth College (Hanover, New Hampshire)
California Institute Of Technology (Pasadena)
Future Shop Ltd (Burnaby, BC)
Mail Boxes Etc (Laguna Hills, California)
United States Postal Service (New York)
Integrated Health Associates (Claremont, California)
Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Program (Los Angeles)
Shimadzu Corporation (Japan)
42nd Communication Squadron (Mcchord, Washington)
Nova Scotia Research Foundation Corporation (Canada)
Royal Bank Of Canada (Toronto)
Dynetics Inc (Huntsville, Alabama)
Aria Rasana Tadbir (Tehran, Islamic Republic of Iran)

Can You See Your House From Here?
I think this will be the last week for this feature. I have been doing it for the last eight weeks and only one person ever responded. (Thanks Diana) Even though I specifically targeted places that I knew I had return visitors from. In case anyone is interested, here are the featured places for the last eight weeks:

03-25-07 - Windsor, Ontario
03-31-07 - Winston Salem , NC
04-08-07 - Ogden, Utah
04-15-07 - The Two-fer - St. Joseph, Michigan and Minneapolis, Minnesota
04-22-07 - Toronto, Ontario
04-29-07 - New York, New York
05-06-07 - Hamilton, New Jersey
05-13-07 - Whitehorse, YK

Any-who. This will be the last one, so here goes and its a Two-Fer.


HINT:Ever cheer on your cricket team at Chinnaswamy or spend the day at the Jawaharlal Nehru Planetarium?

HINT: When was the last time you caught a movie at the Empire Drive-in?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.