YOU ARE HERE - Jan. 2, 2008
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it).

- trampling foot budapest phone (Hungary) (#3) Huh?
- nice girls don't spit (United Kingdom) (#9)
- fuck the baltimore county public library (Virginia) (#11)
- fuck off canadian politically correct (Saskatchewan) (#4)
- labatt commercial turn me loose (Pennsylvania) (#15)
- its not a tumor kindergarten cop (California) (#9)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Indigene Pharmaceuticals (Massachusetts)
Modern Niagara Ottawa Inc (Ontario)
Weber State University (Utah)
Mississippi Dept. Of Education (Jackson)
Credit Suisse Group (Switzerland)
Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax)
Exxon Mobil Corporation (Texas)
Shell Services International Inc (Houston)
Fairmont Hotels & Resorts Inc (Toronto)
Calgary Regional Health Authority
University Of Michigan College Of Engineering (Ann Arbor)
State Of South Carolina (Lexington)
Canadian Textiles (Ottawa)
Allstate Insurance Company (Chicago)
Citgo Petroleum Corporation (Tulsa)
Colonial Williamsburg (Virginia)
Lehigh University (Pennsylvania)
State Of Maryland (Crofton)
Makemusic Inc (Minneapolis,Minnesota)
Hanes Companies Inc (Winston Salem,NC)
Osceola County (Florida)
Hard Rock Cafe (Orlando)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever grab a drink at the Black Swan Ale House or a bite to eat at Tokyo Garden?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 08-26-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- another word for the same thing (Ontario) (#?) Uh, synonym?
- videos of chicks losing there clothes in fights (Tunkhannock,Pennsylvania) (#3) Classic.
- fuckin crap employers (England) (#5) OH, OH....I know this one!
- slang for boring (Virginia) (#5) I will tell you what boring is....looking for a slang word for boring on the internet.
- gangsta funk blogspot (France) (#4) [Giggle]

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Botswanna High Commission (London)
Dadavidson & Co (Great Falls, Montana)
Hungarian News Agency (Budapest)
Mi Group (Ontario)
University Of British Columbia (Vancouver)
Embarq Corporation (Apopka, Florida)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever visit the National Széchényi Library or admire the statue of György Dózsa?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

Answers to previous weeks.
06-03-07 - Isle of man
06-10-07 - Kingston, Jamaica
06-17-07 - Ljubljana, slovenia
06-24-07 - Hard Rock Cafe Miami, Florida
06-30-07 - Washington DC (Thayer Capital)
07-08-07 - Knox Basketball - Melbourn AU
07-15-07 - Google Inc (Mountain View, California)
07-22-07 - U.s. Patent And Trademark Office -Woodbridge, Virginia
07-29-07 - Dynetics Inc - Huntsville, Alabama
08-12-07 - California State Polytechnic University (Pomona)
08-19-07 - Indiana University (Bloomington)

YOU ARE HERE - 08-19-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- fuck buddy poughkeepsie (New York) (#4)
- black thing that gets bigger in peripheral vision (Georgia) (#5)
- another meaning for shit (Virginia) (#3)
- gung ho! gift of goose (Texas) (#6)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?

Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Indiana University (Bloomington)
University Of Miami (Florida)
Watson Wyatt & Company (DC)
Hall Booth Smith & Slover Pc (Atlanta)

Can You See Your House From Here?




HINT: Ever hang out at Uncle Fester's House of Blooze?
Or catch a Hoosiers game?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 08-12-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- famous canadian indian (Australia) (#3)
- ign arch. and design gb (Italy) (#6)
- kids posing as celebrities (New York) (#3)
- annoying little flashlights csi (Arizona) (#3)
- dynetics blog (Alabama) (#4)
- whyrustalkingme (Washington) (#)
- blog working zurich insurance (Chicago) (#10) Hey...they stopped by earlier...but they are gone now.
- freeze mother bitches wav (Virginia) (#2)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

United States Postal Service (California)
Salomon Inc (New York)
Health Care Plan-choicecare (New York)
California State Polytechnic University - Pomona
Electric Lightwave Inc
Hall Booth Smith & Slover Pc (Georgia)
Watson Wyatt & Company (DC)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Jojo's Pizza Kitchen?
Or play a round at Via Verde country club?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-29-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- social retardation (Philladelphia) (#2) Fascinating subject.
- soulsphincter egypt music (Sweden) (#5)
- enovation graphics/minnesota (North Carolina) (#1)
- marillaanne (Virginia) (#2)
- apfel herz (Germany) (#?) No idea.
- ophthalmic migraines picture of aura (Ontario) (#1)
- desiree glinden (California) (#6)
- thank you for calling (Philippines) (#10)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Lancaster Outreach (Texas)
Town Of Munster (Indiana)
Cybercity (Denmark)
University Of North Carolina At Wilmington
Amazon.com Inc (Seattle)
Ocean State Higher Education And Administration Network (Rhode Island)
Dynetics Inc (Alabama)
Indigene Pharmaceuticals (Massachusetts)
Zenith Electronics Corporation (New Jersey)
News International (UK)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever take a stroll through Forest Park or grab a bite at Tokyo Japanese Steak House & Sushi Bar & Lounge?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-22-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- china crisis wishful thinking audio moonfruit (England) (#2) Wha??
- girls in grande prairie alberta can fucking (Edmonton) (#9) Looks like someone is planning a trip.
- how to start a cooperative corp in ca / cafe (Iowa) (#4)
- mtv's facebook group 25 000 people (New York) (#2)
- gilchrist cat breeders london ontario (Toronto) (#9)
- boys feet pedophile (Washington) (#2) Um, eeeewww.
- shit new age (Madrid) (#9) Too much fiber?

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

University Erlangen Nuremberg (Germany)
Berger & Singerman (Miami)
Snowman Printing (Maine)
Indiana University-purdue University At Indianapolis
Fannie Mae (DC)
Goldman Sachs Company (New York)
Greater Louisville Assoc. Of Realtor (Kentucky)
Fachhochschule Fuer Technik Und Wirtschaft (Berlin) University of Applied Sciences
Swiss Re (New York)
New Generation Software Inc (Sacramento)
U.s. Patent And Trademark Office (Virginia)
Lakehead University (Ontario)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Sbarro's or catch a flight out of Ronald Reagan International Airport?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-15-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- hey, if you can find the money to kill people% (California) (#2)
- getting married at holiday inn robie street (Nova Scotia) (#4)
- dufferin peel mac os (Ontario) (#3)
- fuck buddy - valley stream (New York) (#9)
- i'm not a surgeon, holiday inn (California) (#3)
- funny quotes freeze mother bitches (Australia) (#2) Wish I knew what was going through people's heads.
- were does matt bellamy buy his clothes from (England) (#3)
- search for melody layne in louisville kentucky (Georgia) (#3)
- what jamaicans have to say (England) (#4) About what?
- lurking blog creepy isp academic (England) (#1) No idea where this is going.
- british columbia the worst shit hole on earth (British Columbia) (#2) I doubt that, there are probably worse shit holes on the earth.
- layne thrasher fired (California) (#1) Ya, not clear.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Silicon Valley Bank (California)
Netscape Communications Corp (Rancho Cucamonga, California)
Six Disciplines (Findlay, Ohio)
Towerstream Corporation (Massachusetts)
St. Luke's Episcopal Hospital (Houston)
Wells Fargo And Company (California)
Kidd And Driscoll Advertising (Florida)
Google Inc (Mountain View)
Makemusic Inc (Minnesota)
Hanes Companies Inc (North Carolina)
Columbia University (New York)
University Of Toronto (Ontario)
IBM Corporation (Poughkeepsie)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Considering the businesses located here, you would think Google Earth would have more info about the area besides commenting on peoples bad parking skills. The T-Rex with little flamingos around it is interesting though.
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 07-08-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- if you think socialized medicine is a good idea ask a canadian (Toronto) (#2) The answer is yes, it is good. Thanks for asking.
- was james gandolfini shot by a fan (California) (#6) Uh, no.
- the absense of ????? makes the heart (Philippines) (#2)
- mount laurel cheating wendy (New Jersey) (#2)
- sister-in-law porn (British Columbia) (#3)
- how much of ireland's population is in reykjavik? (Connecticut) (#9)
- where was th movie the english patient filmed (Florida) (#4) Portions of it was filmed in Tunisia
- pyburn films (New Jersey) (#?)
- decent fucking weekend empty nest (New York) (#?)
- what do jamaicans call their language (Philadelphia) (#8)
- sister-in-law porn - These keywords represent 7% of search engine traffic to this site. Ya gotta love porn, eh?

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Knox Basketball Inc (Melbourne)
U.s. Securities & Exchange Commission (Bronx, New York)
Education Department Of Western Australia (Canberra)
Teale Data Center (Sacramento)
Investors Bank & Trust Company (Rhode Island)
Jewish General Hospital (Montreal)
Lock Inspection Systems Ltd (London)
Bmc West Corporation (Boise, Idaho)
Eastern Virginia Medical School (Norfolk)
Holiday Inn Somerset (New Jersey)
Fort Worth Star Telegram (Texas)
Matheson Valves & Fitting (Quebec)
The Bank Of New York (Brooklyn)
Naval Surface Warfare Center (New York)
Redstone Production Network (UK)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever spend your Wednesdays at the Boronia Radio Control Car Club?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-30-07
We do this today, because tomorrow is a holiday. How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- watch a summer in la goulette online (Australia) (#7) La Goulette is in Tunisia.
- kodak film processing menomonie wi (St. Louis) (#?)
- pecker check (Ontario) (#6)
- freeze mother bitches wav (Idaho) (#9)
- vancouver mermaid and montreal photographer (Australia) (#1) That is pretty damned specific.
- i often rely on the kindness of strangers (Virginia) (#5) Maybe my posts are just getting too weird?

- There are always tonnes of sick porn searches and something that was just so bazaar, that it was [encrypted by AOL]. Too funny.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Ronco Specialized Services (New York)
Fluke Corporation (Everett, Washington)
Sentara Health System (Virginia)
Serve You Custom Prescription (Wisconsin)
Town Of Gilbert (Arizona)
Armorworks Inc (Arizona)
Onvoy (Minnesota)
API (Washington, DC)
U.S. Patent And Trademark Office (New York & Virginia)
Enovation Graphics (Minnesota)
Eastern Virginia Medical School (Norfolk)
Thayer Capital (Washington, D.C)
Gmac Mortgage Corp (Pennsylvania)
Universidad Politecnica De Madrid (Sweden)
Smurfit-stone Container (Massachusetts)
Public Consulting Group (Tallahassee, Florida)
Raytheon Company (Massachusetts)
Ameriquest Mortgage Company (California)
Exxon Mobil Corporation (Texas)
California State University Network (Ontario, California)
National Board Of Medical Examiners (Pennsylvania)
American Business Group (Norfolk, Virginia)
Makemusic Inc (Minneapolis)
State Of South Carolina (Cottageville & Lexington)
University Of South Carolina (Columbia)
Jabatan Telekom Brunei (Brunei Darussalam)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (England)
Arcor Ag & Co. Kg (Germany)
Gilchrist & Rutter (Santa Monica, California)
Lower Allen Township (Pennsylvania)
Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Admin (Maryland)
Santa Clara University (California)
Knox Basketball Inc (Australia)
University Of Rhode Island (Kingston)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever grab a bite at the P & J Deli? Or maybe take a stroll through Pershing Park?
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-24-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- i live in winnipeg and i am bored (British Columbia) (#2) These exact words were searched 3 times, sadly giving the same results. You really were bored, considering you were in BC at the time.
- exotic dancer job description (Virginia) (#4) Uh...remove clothes while gyrating to the music? Just a shot in the dark.
- incoming message from the big giant head wav (Indiana) (#3) Ours tends to send emails.

The rest of the searches involved things to do with your sister-in-law when your a sick perverted fuck!

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

City Of Joplin Missouri (Do I really need to say?)
Sentara Health System (Virginia)
University Of Rhode Island (Kingston)
Danaher Tool Group (North Carolina)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (London)
Pyburn Films (New York)
Warren Communications News Inc (Washington, DC)
Data Mail Inc (Connecticut)
Express Scripts Incorporated (Missouri)
Hanes Companies Inc (Winston Salem, NC)
Raser Inc (Michigan)
Whirlpool Corporation (Michigan)
Haynes And Boone LLP (Dallas)
Cumbria Lancashire Education Online (England)
Harbour Vest Partners LLC (Boston)
The Irvine Company (California)
Pacific Media Group (California)
Disney Worldwide Services Inc (California)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: So, have you ever watched a basketball game at the American Airlines Arena? Or maybe you attend the Flying Trapeze School at Bayfront Park?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me

YOU ARE HERE - 06-17-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- why does tim hortons make us sneeze (Toronto) (#1) I have no earthly idea.
- cia mind control experiments in digby ns (Nova Scotia) (#3) LOL too funny.
- incoming message from the big giant head wav (Texas) (#1) Our's sends emails.
- tmo flarion pix nat (Slovakia) (#6) This has come up more than once and I have no idea what this guy is looking for.
- al capone's summer home in lake wales florida (Florida) (#6) I have no idea how they got here from that.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax)
Kimberly-clark Corporation (Mexico)
Cumbria Lancashire Education Online (Bradford, England)
Mutual Federal Savings Bank (Plano, Texas)
Nova University (Ft. Lauderdale)
Goverment Lottery Organisation (Thailand)
Chevron Corporation (New York)
Danaher Corporation (Massachusetts)
Glisten Confectionary (UK)
Taiwan Academic Network (Taipei)
Hard Rock Cafe (Miami)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Illinois)
Windsor Board Of Education (Ontario)
Stanford University Network (California)
North American Outdoor Group (Minnesota)
Quang Trung Software City (Ho Chi Minh City)
Pyburn Films (New York)
State Of South Carolina (Lexington)
The Dufferin Peel Roman Catholic Separate (Ontario)
Shuttleworth Business Systems Ltd (UK)


Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever eat at Betka Burger? Not many people can visit a medieval castle on their day off.

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 06-10-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- the exchange by giving one thing and getting another thing in the past (Sri Lanka) (#1)
- bloggingreykjavik (Reykjavik, Iceland) (#2) [Waves]
- What are some quotes i can dress the bride with for a stagette (Calgary) (#1)
- al capone goat island (Arkansas) (#3)
- how to make a bucket of frozen daiquiris ahead of time (New York) (#3) I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...make 'em and then freeze 'em?
- what to do with the used trays from tim horton's? (Toronto) (#5) They are actually excellent when you need to start the woodstove.
- translate i would die for him into french (Hamilton) (#1)
- tim hortons cat piss (Halifax) (#4) Dude, you're Canadian. You can't say that about Tim...you could get jail time.
- british accent institute in mumbai (Las Vegas) (#6)
- i know you're there...i can hear you breathing (Pennsylvania) (#3)
- text saskatoon albert cheating wife 7 kids (Saskatchewan) (#10) Makes you wonder why we even bother with search engines.
- bobby fischer blogspot.com (Texas) (#?)
- scientist/exotic dancer (Massachusetts) (#1)
- weight watchers reykjavik (Germany) (#9)
- you know you live in winnipeg when... (Detroit) (#2)
- fluffy getting a liver transplant (Florida) (#1)
- free home apnea screening huntsville alabama (Alabama) (#1)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Cedars-sinai Medical Center (Los Angeles)
Merrill Lynch And Company Inc (New York)
Kimberly-clark Corporation (Mexico)
Carter Ledyard And Millburn Llp (New York)
J. C. Penney Company Inc (Dallas)
Hard Rock Cafe (Miami)
Hilton Hotel Corporation (Louisville, Kentucky)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Illinois)
Google Inc (New York)
Network Of Ign Arch. And Design Gb (UK)
Zurich American Insurance Company (Schaumburg, Illinois)
Baltimore County Public Library (Maryland)
Ssa Baltimore (Maryland)
Tufts University (Boston)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT Ever attend a World Cup game at 'the office'? Or had a drink with friends at Redbones Blues Café?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 05-27-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

- zellers in timmins (Ontario) (#4)
- verizon web page counter doesn't work (Pennsylvania) (#2)
- can my son drive in florida with learners permit (New Jersey) (#10)
- house for sael in ab (Alberta) (#6)
- tim hortons Weight watchers double cream (Winnipeg) (#3)
- feminize fiance (New Jersey) (#4)
- facebook is evil (Ontario) (#2)
- how to get the dean martin celebrity roasts (Sweden) (#5)
- does tim hortons give free coffee if you return tray? (Alberta) (#9) Uh...no.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Sparta Inc. (Lake Forest, California)
Herr Voss Stamco (Pennsylvania)
Ball State University (Indiana)
Kidd And Driscoll Advertising (Tallahassee)
Capto Financial Consulting (Sweden)
Manitoba Cancer Treatment And Research Facility (Winnipeg)
Hoyes Michalos & Associates (Kitchener, Ontario)
Univerzitet U Beogradu (Belgrade, Serbia And Montenegro)
The City Of Grande Prairie (Alberta)
Research In Motion Inc (Ontario)
Boston University (Massachusetts)
Covenant Retirement (Chicago)
Dell Computer Corporation (Round Rock, Texas)

Can You See Your House From Here?
Okay. So I caved. I will keep it going for a while. See how it goes.


HINT: Ever go watch football at Stadion Bežigrad?


Sorry, Google Earth doesn't have any up close images.

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

I know you are there, I can hear you breathing.

I don't know, I guess it happens to me once a year. I start to get a little discouraged.

I post and post and post and except for Kelly or Nadine I figure no one is reading it, so why bother? The odd other person will pipe up once in a while but I get the feeling I am talking to myself.

That is not to say I would stop posting. It just gets a little maddening. I can see that there are people reading it, and going to the archives and sitting in front of the computer and reading for hours sometimes. I know people are reading it, that is not the issue. The issue is, that most of my readers are lurkers.

The problem with lurkers is that they breed more lurkers. If someone comes by and sees that no one comments, then they will not comment either. It doesn't matter that they have returned 15 times in the past 2 days, they continue to not comment.

I get anywhere from 800 to 1300 unique visitors per month but only a very few ever comment. If you are one of these lurkers, I encourage you to show yourself. Gather up some courage to say hello. I don't bite, I swear to God.

Tell me a bit about yourself - who you are, where you’re from, what you do, or just say hi it really doesn't matter what you say. Hopefully, this will let you get to know some of the other lurkers and maybe give you a couple hits for your own site.

Comments from all visitors are welcome. Seriously, every comment does not have to be profound...just say hi.

YOU ARE HERE - 05-20-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-meridia (Redmond, Washington)(#??) Happens all the time. Search bot. I am pretty sure I have never used the word meridia in this blog, ever.
-how much money can a uk national sister-in-law send to her indian brother-in-law (Delhi)(#8) I don't know...but now I am interested.
-you are an asshole translated to italian (Massachusetts)(#7)A valuable phrase to learn in any language. Incidentally, I believe it is "Lei è un cretino." Glad I could help.
-sikta spruce picture (Florida)(#2)No idea what that is.
-and another thing (Washington)(#11)I don't even make the first page.
-naked picture unblocked by information centre (Sudan)(#10) Sorry to waste your time, Dude.
-frozen jaw (Mumbai, India)(#10)
-Iowa population maps that are good and not bad maps (Orange County)(#3)It's good to be specific, I guess.
-"hold her down" shot butt nurses (Italy)(#2)Probably not exactly what he was looking for.
-someone bought for 70,000 dollars (Pennsylvania)(#7)
-what makes a person who they are? (Australia)(#?) God, I wish I knew.
-is there a fee to cancel vonage? (New Jersey)(#8)And the answer is yes, in my case it was $49.99.
-what does shmily mean? (California)(#8)See How Much I Love You.
-Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April (Markham, Ontario)(#4) This was on the entrance exam for tech support. Her second child was named May, what is the name of her third child? Believe it or not, people got it wrong.

Honestly I am getting a bit grossed out over the amount of porn searches that end up here. No wonder no one comments. There are a lot of one handed typists out there. Most of it is pretty sick, and I am just going to try and pretend you aren't out there.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Access Cable Television (Dartmouth, Nova Scotia)
Delta Air Lines (Atlanta, Georgia)
Orange County Department Of Education (California)
First American Membership Services (Des Moines, Iowa)
Greenwich House (New York, New York)
Dartmouth College (Hanover, New Hampshire)
California Institute Of Technology (Pasadena)
Future Shop Ltd (Burnaby, BC)
Mail Boxes Etc (Laguna Hills, California)
United States Postal Service (New York)
Integrated Health Associates (Claremont, California)
Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Program (Los Angeles)
Shimadzu Corporation (Japan)
42nd Communication Squadron (Mcchord, Washington)
Nova Scotia Research Foundation Corporation (Canada)
Royal Bank Of Canada (Toronto)
Dynetics Inc (Huntsville, Alabama)
Aria Rasana Tadbir (Tehran, Islamic Republic of Iran)

Can You See Your House From Here?
I think this will be the last week for this feature. I have been doing it for the last eight weeks and only one person ever responded. (Thanks Diana) Even though I specifically targeted places that I knew I had return visitors from. In case anyone is interested, here are the featured places for the last eight weeks:

03-25-07 - Windsor, Ontario
03-31-07 - Winston Salem , NC
04-08-07 - Ogden, Utah
04-15-07 - The Two-fer - St. Joseph, Michigan and Minneapolis, Minnesota
04-22-07 - Toronto, Ontario
04-29-07 - New York, New York
05-06-07 - Hamilton, New Jersey
05-13-07 - Whitehorse, YK

Any-who. This will be the last one, so here goes and its a Two-Fer.


HINT:Ever cheer on your cricket team at Chinnaswamy or spend the day at the Jawaharlal Nehru Planetarium?

HINT: When was the last time you caught a movie at the Empire Drive-in?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 05-13-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-his nice new suit (Illinois)(#4)
-tim hortons drive thru smo (Ontario)(#?)
-hangy thing chicken (Maine)(#1)
-piss floor clothes counter (Texas)(#?)
-fat chick syndrome (Florida)(#8)
-layne thrasher ballpark (California)(#1 and 2) Sorry dude, Layne Thrasher is a writer, I am pretty sure he/she doesn't have a ballpark named after them.
-how many calories is in a large tim horton's french vanilla coffee (Alberta)(#8) If you have to ask, it's way too many.
-design evel tower (Jordan)(#8) Now we are just going around in circles, a search that finds a search result.
-how to press the space bar really fast (Michigan)(#2) For real?
-chuck norris random fact igoogle (Georgia)(#5) I love that thing.
-cry baby wha-wha pedal (Australia)(#5) The Boy cried for it, now it sits in the corner and cries alone. Lots of crying, not much playing.
-naked nude ausie men (Washington, DC)(#8)Wish I could help you, Dude. FYI, Naked and Nude....same thing.
-naked kilts (UK)(#3)Was not aware that inatamate objects could be naked.
-indian blogs on mothers day (Italy)(#?)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Hewlett-packard Company (Vancouver, Washington)
Zee Telefilms Ltd (India)
Technische Universitaet Dresden (Germany)
Unicorn Financial (Illinois)
Apple Computer Inc (Sacramento, California)
Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Program (Los Angeles, California))
United Parcel Service (Hawthorne, New Jersey)
Stanford University Network (Palo Alto, California)
Whirlpool Corporation (Benton Harbor, Michigan)
Google Inc (New York)
Columbus Air Force Base (Warner Robins, Georgia)
Hamilton-clermont Cooperative Assn (New York)
Chapman University (Orange, California)
University Of Maryland (College Park)
Dynamic Pools (France)

Can You See Your House From Here?




HINT: Ever grab a bite at the Blackstone Cafe Two? Or Sanchez Cantina?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 05-06-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-as crooked as a dog's hind leg (California)(#2)
-moving furniture manic (New Jersey)(#2)
-tim horton's extra large triple cream nutritional information (Toronto)(#3)Nutritional? Dude, are you serious?
-tim hortons code of ethics (Toronto)(#3) I really hope 'don't spit in the customers coffee' is in there somewhere.
-iceland reykjavik (Reykjavik)(#3)
-decaffeinated translated in Italian (New Jersey)(#3)
-sister-in-law porn (Flushing, New York)(#?)Wow, I only list this one because they used WebCrawler as the search engine. I remember that one from way back.
-working for orange (London)(#10)It took me a minute but I finally got this one.
-brother fu (Minnisota)(#?)Which one are you looking for, Kung or Toe?
-fucking a physical therapist (India)(#8)Most of my porn related hits come from India
-whirlpool knoxville (St. Joseph)This is interesting. I have this person from Whirlpool who reads the blog, but he/she has never identified themselves, even after I posted them in "Can you see your house from here?" Wait a minute....this is you. [waves]
-star wars filmed algeria (London)(#1) I know 4 of the Star Wars movies were filmed in Tunisia, which is bordered by Algeria, but I am not sure about filming in Algeria.
-tramadol (Redmond, Washington)(#?) I still can't figure this out. This search does not actually generate a hit to my site, so I am not sure how they actually end up here. I think the Bot is on crack.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?

Shouldn't you be working or studying?
University Medical Center (Plano, Texas)
Texas Woman's University (San Antonio)
Florida Department Of Labor And Employment (Tallahassee)
Mount Mercy College (Dubuque, Iowa)
Owensboro Municipal Utilities (Kentucky)
City Of Bath College (Bristol, England)
Massachusetts Mutual (Springfield)
Toronto Public Library (Ontario)
Tarco Automation Inc (Calgary, Alberta)
University Of Southern California (Altadena)
Eloyalty Corporation (Lake Forest, Illinois)
Alberta Motor Association (Edmonton)
Oficina De Estudios Y Politicas Agrarias (Chile) The ministry of Agriculture, as far as I can tell.
Gobierno Vasco (Spain) Looks like a government agency.
Maret School (Washington, DC)
Mahlmann Ed & Associates (Texas?)

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever head out to Strawberry Fields to see the Skyblazers?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me

YOU ARE HERE - 04-29-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-a dog's hind leg (England) (#6)
-he need to go back to british (New York) (#2)
-nude french celeb (India) (#1) Don't let the Indians fool ya, they got some dirty birds over there.
-tunisian leicester (Oman) (#3)
-digby neck isp (Chicago) (#1)
-trenton tim horton hockey tournament (Los Angeles) (#6)
-pecker check (Alberta) (#2)
-holy shit i think he's got it (Budapest) (#6)
-nude crosse sweden (Belgium) (#1)
-opinions about eva inside the cat by gabriel garcia marquez (Bolivia) (#8) This dude is really spacific.
-drive thru movie in mississauga ontario (St. Catharines, Ontario) (#2)
-phone service digby neck nova scotia (Chicago) (#?)
-cat snot sneezing (North Carolina) (#6)
-suv asshole (Oregon) (#8)
-mingle2 (Washington) (#6) Oh, I did that geek survey on that site, aparently it is a dating site. I am such a geek I missed that altogether.
-utah traffic stats harrison (Salt Lake City) (#3)
-cort sfx-1f (London) (#9)
-calories tim horton's french vanilla extra large (Ontario) (#4)If you have to ask, it is probably too many.
-salomon inc brooklyn (California) (#3)
-people who have heart valve replaced (Texas) (#5)
-layne thrasher (Santa Monica, California) (#6)
-anyone else think that david suzuki is a moron (#4)Good Lord! You can't say that in Canada, its like, the law here. You are libel to get bitch slapped.
-a map were you can see your house (Texas) (#10)Dude, its called Google Earth.

And there are numerous keyword searches for ... let's just say...doing nasty things with your sister-in-law, too numerous to list here. One nut kept rewording it and still coming up with my site. You have persistence, I will give you that. I have just this to say. You are one sick puppy.

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

State Of Montana Department Of Administration (Billings)
Alberta Motor Association (Edmonton, Alberta)
Dow Corning Corporation (Los Angeles, California)
Fanshawe College Of Applied Arts (Chicago, Illinois)
Union College (Overland Park, Kansas)
The Principal Financial Group (Des Moines, Iowa)
Southwest Missouri State University (Springfield)
Katholieke Universiteit Leuven (Leuven, Brussels in Belgium)
Ocean State Higher Education And Administration Network (Providence, Rhode Island) Oh, looks like they translated into Italian, cool.
Boise State University (Idaho)
American Theological Library Association (Chicago) And they searched for '+cat +snot +sneezing', too funny.
Rowan College Of New Jersey (Glassboro)
Massachusetts Mutual (Springfield)
Brandeis University (Waltham, Massachusetts)
Google Inc (Mountain View, California)
Medical City Dallas (Plano, Texas)
The Ballpark Advertising Agency (Santa Monica, California)
Toronto Dominion Bank (Ontario)

Can You See Your House From Here?



HINT: Over 5 years and still a big gaping hole, could that be possible? Can you look liberty in the eye?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 04-22-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-how to freak people out (New Jersey) (#16)
-fuck leicester (Virginia) (#3)
-seeing indian sister-inlaw nude (Delhi) (#3)
-eye snot puppies (Florida) (#2) not a breed I would recommend.
-tim hortons extra large coffee cream measurement (Virginia) (#5)
-naked tunisian men (Spain) (#1 BABY!) Hell, if the tech support thing doesn't pan out, maybe I can be a pimp?
-traffic statistics for harrison south ogden utah (Utah) (#4)
-party valley stream site:bl (Valley Stream, New York)Dude, if they wanted you there, they would have given you directions.
-statcounter california, grass valley (New Zealand) (#2)
-movie filmed at chedoke evel building (Ottawa) (Wow,#1) And all you get is me.
-the devil himself blogger (Los Angeles) (#?)
-labatt commercial turn me loose (New Brunswick) (#?)
-dean martin celebrity roasts (Sweden) (#7) I love those things, I am completely addicted.
-red hat tullahoma (Tennessee) (#5)
-medium triple tim hortons (Montreal) (#3)
-new ns learners permit 2007 (Nova Scotia) (#6)
-ted reinstein, and another thing (New York) (#3)
-victim ministries of texas plano (#11)
-french translation "is anyone there" phone (United Kingdom) (#9)
-do i tell i was fired (Texas) (#11)
-starchoice hacks (Canada) (#6) It has been a long time since this search pointed to me.
-sith desert scenes (England) (#1 BABY!) And I actually have information about this on my blog....who knew?
-star wars filmed sahara desert (Halifax) (#3)
-information on Pencil Beach, Digby Neck, Digby Co, Nova (Canada) (#1 Again?) Unfortunately, you were steered wrong on this one.
-verizon vonage 3com (Massachusetts) (#4) I was only down for the day, but I fear the worst for Vonage.
- eva is inside her cat (#8) I know this one, I believe it is a book by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Askjeeves Inc (California)
Actelion (South San Francisco)
Drb Partners (California)
Utah Educational Network (Ogden)
Skillsoft Inc (Fredericton, New Brunswick)
Flanner Buchanan (Plano, Texas)
Layne Thrasher Video Bliss Inc (Los Angeles)
TMO FLARION PIX NAT (Bratislava, Slovakia)
West Corporation (Omaha, Nebraska)
Grace Maternity Hospital (Nova Scotia)
University Of Wisconsin (La Crosse)
Uppsala University (Sweden)
Colonial Williamsburg (Virginia) Did they have internet in 18th-century Virginia?

Can You See Your House From Here?


HINT: Ever shop at Dragon City or enjoy the view from 1,136 ft at the Horizons Café?

Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.

YOU ARE HERE - 04-15-07
How people found this site. And the ranking. (if I can locate it)

-i think therefore i am athen (Romania)(#6)
-tim horton's coffee cream (Winnipeg) (gave up after 3 pages)
-learner permit insurance florida allstate (Pensacola)(#17)
-ranking/statistics of film schools (Atlanta)(#1 BABY!)
-cliff notes for eva is inside of her cat (Atlanta)(gave up after 3 pages)
-customer service music on hold (Utah)(gave up after 3 pages)
-another label for translate page (Virginia) Ranked #1 for this one too.
-wacky intermission shows (Mississauga, Ontario)(#3)
-cleveland hopkins airport (Ohio)(gave up after 3 pages)
-where he from? french? (Minnesota)(gave up after 3 pages)
-nicest guitar (Washington) (#5) The Boy says you found it.
-LAWYERS VALLEY STREAM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL (gave up after 3 pages) I guess this guy REALLY wanted to find a lawyer?
-diddin fishing company (Australia) I realize I am number one on this search but I swear to you I have never heard of it.
-toy baby alive zellers (Timmins, Ontario) (#5) Dude! I used to live there. (big wave) Not in Zellers....Timmins.
-fuck to sisterinlaw (India) (#4)If you ever hope to find anything you need to work on your english grammer.
-evil woman (California) (#5)

HERE FROM WORK or SCHOOL?
Shouldn't you be working or studying?

Hanes Companies Inc (Winston Salem, North Carolina)
Spelman College (Atlanta, Georgia)
Wells Fargo And Company (San Francisco,)
Whirlpool Corporation (St. Joseph, Michigan)
State Of Montana Department Of Administration (Billings)
Danbury Public Schools (Connecticut)
Makemusic Inc (Minneapolis, Minnesota)
Mayo Foundation (Rochester, Minnesota)
Canadian Department Of Education (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Standardbred Canada (Mississauga, Ontario)
Loudoun County Dept. Of Information Tech (Connecticut) That's what it says, I know, weird.
Royal Bank Of Canada (Toronto, Ontario)
Snap-on Tools (Japan)
Tgv Software Inc (Raleigh, North Carolina)
Durham College Of Applied Arts And Technology (Toronto, Ontario)
Dmx Music (Washington)
Headquarters Usaaisc (Azusa, California) Your military budget in action.
Hood College (Maryland)
City Of Tucson (Long Beach, California) I don't pretend to understand half of this shit.

Can You See Your House From Here?



HINT: Do you play a few holes at the Oaks Golf Club? Or maybe grab a bite to eat at the Mansion Grille by the Lake?

Today is a Two-fer?


HINT: Ever grab a bite at the Roly Poly or maybe spend a little 'outdoor' time at Bryant Lake Regional Park??
Well, can you see your house from here? If you can, email me.