Sunday, February 26, 2006

Deaf, dumb and nearly blind.

My computer took one look at me the other day and said, "Evel, I just don't think this is going to work out."

"Wait, what?"

"It's not you it's me. I am leaving you. Don't try to stop me."

"The fuck you are bitch, I paid for your ass, now get back here and make me a sandwich."

The skank whore asshole fucked off.

So, I figure it might just be the hard drive I installed. But after Sonny the Geek had time to look it over, he surmised that the mother board had given up the ghost. So he digs around in his little shop of horrors and comes up with another motherboard (in a cool mod case)and we slap the hard drive in it.

Sounds good eh? Well sound is not the best word to use here. There is no sound, or USB controller and since my video card was also toast the only one he could find was so old we can't even find drivers for it. So I am looking at 4 (count 'em) 4 colors. Sweet!

So we are searching the outer reaches of the geek universe to track down a driver cd for this mother board and a decent video card.

Who knew geeks were such hoarders?


Geek's sister said...

He is a MALE Geek.. and men really don't like to throw stuff away.. even if it's broke .. some day they may fix it... ! MEN

kelly said...

hey, there are more like him @ work so he'll likely find what you need. or why not just get another mobo lol

zip said...

typical eh? They try to run off and then when you give them a fix and convince them to stay they refuse to perform! erm...computers!