But I do hate you 'cuz your beautiful.
Emily's recent purchase made me think of this.
I am just coming off a 13 hour back-shift. I am dead tired, standing in line at the drug store, waiting patiently to pay for my coffee cream so I can get the fuck home before I drop. When up comes a couple of perky 20 something blondes.
One hands me a can and (in unison)they say, "Compliments of Red Bull!" They are way too happy and perky. I have an uncontrollable urge to snap their necks. I could do it too, neither of them were a hundred pounds soaking wet.
The cashier and I are stunned into silence. They smiled, waved and hopped into this:
"I can't believe I went to college, and the Boobsey Twins there get to make a fortune riding around in that, looking cute and passing out cans of caffeine for a living."
The cashier looks at me with a blank stare, "I have a bachelors degree, I want them to die in a fiery crash."
We are both going straight to hell.
And how was your day?