Monday, January 26, 2004

Fucks you, Lady!

Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center� my name is ....blah blah blah...

"Yaw, I ken get no fucks." You and me both, lady.

"Excuse me?"

"My fucks in verrd."

"I am sorry, I can't understand the word you are saying." At least I hope I can't.

"Verd 2000 fucks." Does she mean sucks? I am lost.

"I'm sorry, you can't get your what?"

"Fucks, Fucks, in verd, ya no, fucks me the pay pare? Fucks."

"Fox? Wait a minute, Fax?????"

"Yes Fucks."

"Sorry, the fucks department is closed for the evening, you will have to call back."


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