Fucks you, Lady!
Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center� my name is ....blah blah blah...
"Yaw, I ken get no fucks." You and me both, lady.
"My fucks in verrd."
"I am sorry, I can't understand the word you are saying." At least I hope I can't.
"Verd 2000 fucks." Does she mean sucks? I am lost.
"I'm sorry, you can't get your what?"
"Fucks, Fucks, in verd, ya no, fucks me the pay pare? Fucks."
"Fox? Wait a minute, Fax?????"
"Sorry, the fucks department is closed for the evening, you will have to call back."