Wednesday, May 14, 2003
You just can't make this shit up.
Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center�, my name is Evel. How can I help you.
�Ya, I need help installing your stupid Product X software. I have been trying for hours, what kind of a stupid product is this, nothing is working. Put me through to a technician or I swear I will get rid of all this shit and buy a XYZ computer.�
�Ok, sir, lets see what we can do. Do you have the installation cd?�
�Can you read to me everything it says on that cd?�
�It just says Product X.�
�Is that all?� (I am trying to determine if this crayon has support. Wether he has a retail version or OEM?)
�It doesn�t� say anything else?�
�Nope, just Product X, and a really long number.�
�Sir, is it written in black marker?�
I wait a beat till his brain catches up to him. (ok, two beats).