Oh, The Humanity!
How did he ever survive? Two hours in a Canadian airport. That poor, poor man!
I would just like to apologize on behalf of the Canadian people for the catastrophic events that happened to Mr. Fifty Cents at the hands of Canadian Airport workers.
I say we all chip in and pay for his therapy for the post traumatic stress syndrome that he will undoubtedly suffer as a result of this
The poor man was quoted as saying:
"I had a hard time coming to Canada," 50 Cent told the crowd, without actually alluding to the efforts of a Toronto Liberal MP to have him banned from performing north of the 49th parallel.
"They made me sit in the airport for two hours before I could come here, because somebody was shooting. They said it was my fault!"
OH SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS! You can console yourself aboard that boatload of money you make.
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61 bucks a ticket and 8000 attendees...i failed math but i figger that to be about close to half a million...pooor fiddy...
Man does that guy ever suck. THAT is why they shouldn't let him into Canada. Feel free to keep him.
I am not a lover of 50cents. But I got to tell ya! even the rich and famous have a right to voice their oppinion. Lord knows a nobody like me has suffered plenty because of our airport incompetence.
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