Thursday, December 15, 2005

Oh, The Humanity!


How did he ever survive? Two hours in a Canadian airport. That poor, poor man!

I would just like to apologize on behalf of the Canadian people for the catastrophic events that happened to Mr. Fifty Cents at the hands of Canadian Airport workers.

I say we all chip in and pay for his therapy for the post traumatic stress syndrome that he will undoubtedly suffer as a result of this melodramatic theatrical emotionally scaring experience. After all the poor man was coming to this country out of the goodness of his heart, just to bring some joy to all our asshole well behaved teenagers. Do you think he was even paid for his performance? Oh I hope so!

The poor man was quoted as saying:
"I had a hard time coming to Canada," 50 Cent told the crowd, without actually alluding to the efforts of a Toronto Liberal MP to have him banned from performing north of the 49th parallel.

"They made me sit in the airport for two hours before I could come here, because somebody was shooting. They said it was my fault!"


OH SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS! You can console yourself aboard that boatload of money you make.

4 comments:

kelly said...

61 bucks a ticket and 8000 attendees...i failed math but i figger that to be about close to half a million...pooor fiddy...

Adam said...

Man does that guy ever suck. THAT is why they shouldn't let him into Canada. Feel free to keep him.

Nicole said...

Poor poor guy. :(

All that money he made that night and he complains about a 2-hour delay at the airport.

Must be nice....

Mr-Mystic said...

I am not a lover of 50cents. But I got to tell ya! even the rich and famous have a right to voice their oppinion. Lord knows a nobody like me has suffered plenty because of our airport incompetence.