Tuesday, December 27, 2005

And you thought you had problems.


I don't know where this little guy came from,



or where he thought he was going, but he has real problems. I found him sliding across my frozen driveway in search of? I know not what. He has no chance. As soon as a crow catches sight of him, he is a goner.

And how was your day?

And another thing...


This is what my thoughtful son purchased for me out of the goodness of his heart and apparently nine dollars and ninety seven dollars of his own money.



All I can say is, has he met me?

Can anyone tell me the age a man has to be before his mother stops gets crappy gifts like this? And if someone out there says, "as soon as he gets a girlfriend" then I say, "Please God, don't let him be gay.

Thank God for my sister, aren't these cute?



If it wasn't for her I would end up with nothing for xmas but those God awful pink footy slippers.

10 comments:

Adam said...

My day was great! I had a bloody nose in the shower and wrote all about it for everyone to read. Just the type of thing people want around the holidays. How do you know that worm is a "he" anyway?

Evel said...

Actually, I belive worms are asexual. But considering he seemed to be a moron, I figured he was at present in his male form.

Adam said...

Zing!!!

nadine said...

Merry Christmas!!

cul said...

oh those pink foot slippers are divine. don't take it too personally, i don't think he bought them for you because he sensed they were exactly what you would like and fitted your style.
you have 2 options for next year. either show him a better place to shop with his ten dollars or give him more money :D
merry christmas hun :)

Evel said...

Here is the sad part, his father gave him $100 to shop for me and his brother and sister.

They didn't do much better.

NewYorkMoments said...

honey, he's definitely not gay. a gay son would NEVER have picked out those slippers.

Evel said...

Well then maybe I should be rooting for him to play on the home team. I may start getting better presents. ;-)

Nadine said...

LOVE the boots

Nadine said...

LOVE the boots