Its just too bad I can't drive either one of them. Neither is inspected and the new one has no plates.
In order to transfer my plates to the new car I need to first get it inspected. Now, as long as there is nothing wrong and that goes smoothly, I can transfer my plates to the new car. Simple, right?
Yeah right! Problem is that all this will cost in the vicinity of three hundred dollars. Do I have three hundred dollars, you ask? No, I do not.
So, 'that's okay' I say. I can just drive the old girl for another two weeks.
ME: "You and me for a couple more weeks, Old Girl."
OG: "Fuck you bitch! You parked that skank whore in my yard and expect a little sum'in sum'in from me? You better back that shit up right there!"
ME: "But sweety..."
OG: "Don't you fuckin' sweety me!"
I tried to ignore her, start her up and drive away. She literally wouldn't shut up. The roar that came out of her you would not believe. There is no way I can drive that through town without turning some heads.
OG: "I don't know what made you think you could play me this way!"
His name is Murphy, and I live by his code.
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No sum'in sum'in for you from the old girl?
And you're surprised? Cars and computers are equally possessive of their owners.
I got a new laptop. I thought i'd have 2 computers in my house, but nooo, my old computer had a case of the green monster too, and now refuses to communicate with me.
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