My cousin, Sonny the Geek, turned 45 the other day. I tease him all the time that he is spoiled. Coming from a family of 7 children, and being the only son.
His parents have vanity plates on their car that says, 'HI SON'. They also have a boat that they named (of course) HI SON. I am sure it pisses the sisters off to no end, but that is how they roll.
So Sonny turns 45 and what do you suppose the parents give him for his birthday? This little trinket.
It's a 53 foot converted fishing boat, if I am not mistaken. Luckily I am his favorite cousin.
I think I see my deck chair on the bow.