
"He asked what you were like and if you were single."
I roll my eyes. "Good God, I just got rid of one man in my house. Wait a minute, does he have money?"
"Well, I don't know."
"Suppose he at least has a job, that's something. Wait, is he cute?"
Brandy giggles, "Um, I do know he has a lot of air miles."
I address the cashier who has been listening to the exchange, "That would be the male equivalent of 'she's got a great personality'."
Shame, they can't even say that much about me.
1 comment:
OMG! I TOLD you your talent is wasted!!!!!!!!!! 'Bout time with the Mr. Barter gig :D God you make me laugh Eva!!!!!!!! *MORE MORE MORE MORE*
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