I don't know, am I? I am just confused.
NOW WITH 18% Cream!
What? What were they giving me before? Is the old stuff better for me? Was it real cream?
I check the fridge. The stuff I buy is called Coffee Cream and it says 18%. It's not lite, I would never buy anything that says lite. So as far as I can tell I have been drinking the good stuff at home.
So, what the fuck were they giving me at Tim Horton's? Cat milk? I don't get it.
So I head on over to the Horton's website to get to the bottom of it. There is no mention that they were previously serving me milk that their summer camp attendees painstakingly milked from stray cats in Tatamogouche.
Sorry, no info there. Nothing useful anyway. Except for this little
Steeped Tea (not available in Quebec)? What objection could the French possibly have to steeped tea?
And while we are on the French, what the hell is 'French' vanilla anyway? Do they grow it in France? No they do not. Maybe it is that French vanilla is snottier than regular vanilla, ya think?
And while we are on the subject of WTF? Is this supposed to distract us from the fact this kid can't sing a fuckin' note?
This is what is wrong with America. They are calling in and voting for this kid, disregarding the fact that it is a SINGING competition. There can't be that many toned deaf people in the U S of A. Can there?
I am sick and cranky today, does it show?