SUZIE: "Licorice anyone? Evel?"ME: "Naw, don't eat licorice."
SUZIE: "You don't like it?"
ME: "Can't swallow it." She gives me a quizzical look. "I have problems swallowing lots of things, pills, french fries, nuts..."
SUZIE: "You should have that checked?"
ME: "Have what checked?"
SUZIE: "Uh, the swallowing thing?"
ME: Deadpan."I'm a nice girl, I spit."
1 comment:
Why do I feel this post is specifically for me? LOL.
Thanks for re-posting.
I guess I'm not such a nice girl after all ;-)
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