Drugs! Get your piping hot, free drugs here!
The reason I had gone to the doctor in the first place was to stock up on my blood pressure/cholesterol meds. With only one week left at the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™, I had to act pretty quickly. Not an easy task to get to see a doctor within a week, but I did it.
Since it would be 3 months before my benefits would kick in at the Undisclosed Internet Service Provider™, I would have to pay full price for my meds while in training. Not acceptable since the meds are $27 per month with coverage and $116 per month without. That's a fucking car payment!
So I tell her my story, hoping she will write me a prescription for 90 pills instead of 30 when she comes out with, "So, you are looking for some samples?"
"Uh, okay."
She leaves and comes back with this:
Holy shit! Ten weeks of meds. That's $290 worth if you're counting.
"Will that do?"
Fuck ya....got any Vicodin back there? Being as how you're offering.
1 comment:
Samples kick ass!!
Very smart to stock up ...
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