I have two days left before I terminate my employment with the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™ and my manager picks tonight to put me on employment review for my attendance. I kid you not.He is reading the form letter to me. "This letter is just to inform you that we are concerned about your attendance..."
I give him my best whinny voice, "But I promise I will do better." And just as fast, switch it off, "Oh wait....no I won't."
Gives ya a warm and fuzzy feeling, don't it?
I think I might call in sick on Friday.
5 comments:
Sheesh!
What .. you aren't sick yet!
Uh...they are bringing in Pizza at work tonight....tomorrow I will be sick ;-)
OMG that was so gross about the washing machine!!! EWWWWWW
and as far as giving you an attendance review NOW? how stupid. WTF, indeed!
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Your boss is a dumbass.
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