Are you kidding me?
I have two days left before I terminate my employment with the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™ and my manager picks tonight to put me on employment review for my attendance. I kid you not.
He is reading the form letter to me. "This letter is just to inform you that we are concerned about your attendance..."
I give him my best whinny voice, "But I promise I will do better." And just as fast, switch it off, "Oh wait....no I won't."
Gives ya a warm and fuzzy feeling, don't it?
I think I might call in sick on Friday.