Dude! They found HeyZues!
Just when you thought Hollywood couldn't get any more ridiculous. James Cameron,(and some other idiot Canadian director)claim they have found the bones of Jesus Christ.
Ya right. "Oh, it says Jesus right on the box." Well then you did it, Dude. After all, there couldn't have been more than one person named Jesus on the planet.
"But the other boxes are marked Mary, Joseph, Matthew and Judah-son of Jesus." Oh I believe you, Dude. If I were betrayed by a guy I would totally name my kid after him. Ok, so it was Judas, but I would think that would be close enough for anyone.
I kid you not. These two crayons plunked down a limestone box at a press conference and said, "This is totally Jesus!" Really? It doesn't look a thing like him.
Um, Dude? Didn't he, like, rise from the dead? This could totally be a guy named Jesus, but if it were 'the' Jesus, there wouldn't be any bones. Right?
And they were found in one of 10 ancient ossuaries. Dude, Jesus' father was a carpenter, they couldn't afford fancy tombs. Rich people think everyone can afford that shit.
Oh, but they are going to examine the DNA. Exactly who are they going to compare it with? Honestly. James, you need to get a real job.
Oh, and fuck off!
3 comments:
I liked James Cameron when he did "Titanic" and all of the exploration of that sunken ship, and studies of the creatures of the deep, but he has really bitten off more than he can handle here. I don't believe that this will change what millions of Christians believe, and it certainly won't change the truth--that Christ did rise from the dead and can save anyone from an eternity in hell, if they will repent of their sin and trust Him as Saviour and Lord.
You are both insane.
LMFAO he is sinkin like the titanic...
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