Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Don't blame her.


Her family insisted that she could sing, they put her in the choir in church. They convinced her to go on American idol. And she believed them. Her Mama would not lie to her.

They are evil people, they are fucking with her.

Her first clue should have been the sign they insisted on bringing.

JASMINE
ARE NEXT
AMERICAN IDOL


But in her defense, this is the gene pool she came from. You can't expect her to be an Olympic class swimmer.

HER MAMA: "He need to go back...where he from, French?"

RYAN: "He's British."

HER MAMA: "He need to go back to British and be judge for British people."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oooooooomg lolol

Radmila said...

Here's the link

It's out of synch, but you get the idea.
You know what kills me?
She's going on and on about how rude they were, but she was ruder than they were.

What are they supposed to say after that ear bleeding performance?
Try again next year?

The girl can't carry a tune with a forklift, and she's tone deaf.
There's no helping that.

But she sure isn't short of self-esteem. Something that certainly not in short supply with a lot of the contestants.

Evel said...

Thanks for the link, Rad.

But I blame her family.