Prepare the boy for stasis!
Ever been so broke you don't know what to do? If I could just put the boy in stasis for a couple of weeks I could catch up. But as soon as I get the money he has spent it. Before even. I got a shitload of cash comming on the 20th, but chances are I will have to borrow before that, so when it finaly comes around it won't be such a shitload.
By George! I've got it! I will just need to sleep till then.