Saturday, April 15, 2006

What was he thinking?


Chris Daughtry, contestant on American Idol. He is a rocker, the rocker, even when he is singing Manilow.

So I figure when he got the songbook for Queen, he creamed in his jeans. This is it baby, it's all you, these are your people.

So, what does he do? Loses his fucking mind, that's what. He decides to sing Innuendo.

Innu-fuckin-endo!

What? You have never heard of it? Maybe because Queen has never performed it live.

Why hasn't Queen ever performed this song live?

Because the song sucks out loud!

What the fuck is wrong with this kid?

It's Queen.

Say it with me, IT'S QUEEN!

Dozens of really great songs, and you pick Innuendo? You could have wrapped this shit up!

They need to send your ass home, just for being a fucking retard!

I am upset, does it show?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

step away from the tv...lol i bet you yelled at him too didn't you

Anonymous said...

I hate that Chris dude. Ever since he bastardized Johnny Cash's "Walk The Line" into some revolting Creed meets Nickelback type of experiment I've hoped he would break an ankle onstage or something. The fact that before he performed it he said "I respect Johnny Cash's creativity, but we're going to try something different tonight". Yes, you're going to try to fuck up a perfectly good song. Mission accomplished.