Monday, April 5, 2004

There are a lot of turnip trucks in the US. And they do not strap those morons on.

Without saying what company I actually work for, I will tell you who we DON"T work for, but people insist on contacting us. Moreover they become irate when we can't help them.

Any company represented with a website. Any company.
Cell phones
Satalite dishes
Absolutely anything internet related. The list goes on and on.

Also, they believe we are everything computerized.

If people don't know the number for a company, they call us. What am I? Directory assistance?
They can't think of a website, they discribe it, do I know which one they are talking about? NO ASSHOLE, I DO NOT!

"You do realize that you did not call"

"Can't you help me?" NO YOU MORON!

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