Can I have some of that 'magic' software?
"Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center� my name is ....blah blah blah..."
"I installed this software on my desktop and now I can' t find it."
Ok, we look and look and look. "I don't understand it, it should be there. Let's get that product ID and get you through to technical support."
He gives me an ID for a completely different product." Um, I thought you told me it was product A? But the ID if for product B, perhaps it was not installed correctly." I am getting ready to transfer him to tech support when he says,
"Well, this is my laptop, does that make a difference?"
OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE REDICULOUS! IT'S MAGIC SOFTWARE! It can jump from one computer to another by the power of suggestion!
FUCK....ME! No wonder I had a headache all night long.