Procrastination Queen gets a visit from Aunt Flo.
I kept putting off getting my Depo shot. Which I am supposed to be getting every three months. Somehow I managed to let it drag on to five.
And what do you suppose my reward is for maintaining the monarchy? My first visit from Aunt Flo in four years, that's what!
As long as I was getting injected with Depo, Flo could not home in on my location. That obnoxious, lowlife, miscreant, shithead, skite, wretch, pig-sucking quiff. She found me.
I had to go purchase ... tampons! Do you realize what those things cost now? Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Mind you, as soon as I got my shot she was gone the next day. But I am still completely traumatized by the whole visit.
I vow never to let that happen again. Ever!