Monday, April 14, 2008

Procrastination Queen gets a visit from Aunt Flo.

I kept putting off getting my Depo shot. Which I am supposed to be getting every three months. Somehow I managed to let it drag on to five.

And what do you suppose my reward is for maintaining the monarchy? My first visit from Aunt Flo in four years, that's what!

As long as I was getting injected with Depo, Flo could not home in on my location. That obnoxious, lowlife, miscreant, shithead, skite, wretch, pig-sucking quiff. She found me.

I had to go purchase ... tampons! Do you realize what those things cost now? Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Mind you, as soon as I got my shot she was gone the next day. But I am still completely traumatized by the whole visit.

I vow never to let that happen again. Ever!


kelly said...

you evidently do NOT require this for birth control LMAO i never ever ever missed or was late for my shot! LOL

Evel said...

I would never rely on anything that I could not inspect for quality seconds before the deed for birth control.

And of course with condoms you've got the added bonus of being the one to roll over and fall asleep immediately afterwards. ;-)

Never leave home without them.