Drugs in the workplace.
Your either for it or aggin' it! And I am for it.
I woke up today with a sore throat and a dry cough. Not really an option when you work on the phones. So, to the drugstore I go. Of course, I must have extra-strength. Come big, or don't come at all.
By the time I got to work I was thoroughly stoned. Head to toe body-stone. I couldn't even think straight. And, of course, all my cases were snowballs. Go to fix one problem find another, it was hard to keep everything straight. And when I had to call up to our 'Mensa' line for help I am sure they thought I was drunk.
I think they finally all got together and ambushed the floor coordinator to send me home early.
Thanks Guys. In customer service you would have to be bleeding from the jugular and even then you would have to beg for it.
It really is a different world 'over there'.