You can do it.Sometimes I feel it is my duty to spread cheer and help all the other domestically challenged people out there.
I found this recipe for fudge. Yes, I said fudge, don't cringe.
2c Brown Sugar
2/3c canned milk (not sweetened)
2/3c butter (NOT margarine, it will not work with margarine, break out the good stuff)
Combine in a glass bowl (plastic will make it taste funny and it won't form right) and microwave for 9 minutes, stirring every 3 minutes. (that's 3 minutes, stir, 3 minutes, stir, 3 minutes, stir)
At the end of the 9 minutes, you just mix in 2 cups of icing sugar.
This is where you can add nuts if you want, I have tried it with walnuts before it is very tasty.
This shit will melt in your mouth. I defy you to fuck this up. It just isn't possible.