Can I get an Amen?
"Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™ my name is blah blah blah..."
CUSTOMER: "I have this software on my computer."
ME: "Ok." I will play your silly game.
CUSTOMER: "I am trying to activate it and it won't work."
Long story short. Volume license software. OEM key.
ME: "Sorry, you have to use a volume license key for that software."
CUSTOMER: "But I want to use my OEM key for that."
ME: "I want my car to be a Fararri, but we can't always get what we want."
CUSTOMER: "That is retarded, I want to use my OEM key." I am thinking he doesn't have volume licensing. I am also thinking his mother and father were blood relations.
ME: "You can, if you install your OEM software, but if you are going to use your volume license software you will have to use your volume license key."
CUSTOMER: "I don't get it." Clearly.
ME: "I will put it this way. You are trying to start your car.....with your cat."