Friday, July 5, 2002
O� Canada.
Now that all the flag waving and fireworks are over on both sides of the border. I would like to jot down, for posterity, just a few of the reasons why I am glad I am a Canadian.
1. No one wants to blow us up.
2. Free health care.
3. The metric system.
4. Money�ok, its not worth as much but it�s pretty.
5. Clean air.
6. Clean water.
7. Gun laws�if you have one in public, you are a criminal�.there is no confusion.
8. Canadian beer�we dismiss anything under 6% as �for children and the elderly�.
9. No one gives a shit what the Prime Minister does. The closest he has ever come to an assassination is a pie in the face.
10. Americans have FBI, CIA, DEA, Secret Service�..we have RCMP (period)
11. Donairs.
12. Regulations that cap prices on prescription meds.
13. Americas Most Wanted.
14. Pizza with the cheese on top.
15. The Queen�she�s a great old broad, has her picture on the money but keeps her nose out of business.
16. Longest unprotected boarder, although I think we should tighten that up, �Captain, there�s a tidal wave coming up from the south, SHIELDS UP!�
17. Red Rose tea. �Only in Canada, you say.? Pity.�
18. Kids in the Hall.
19. When you win the lottery�.you get ALL the money.
20. Tim Horton�s Coffee.
UPDATE: Canada also has CSIS (Canadian Security and Intelligence Service) but it is so secret I never heard of it.
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