And another thing...

I have been branded with the flaming red 'G'.

I passed my XP tech test. You can all now rest assured that I, super geek will soon be on the job and solving all the problems of the universe. Because I, Evel, have correctly answered the multitude of MENSA questions on this test.

This was one of the questions: Johnny's mother had three children. The first child she named April, the second child she named May. What did she name the third child?

I kid you not...and it was multiple choice.