The freaks come out at night.
So, a bunch of us were sitting around the smoking area at the Undisclosed Customer Service Center� , laughing at callers, shootin� the shit. There were a couple of tech guys there and one was asking me what type of questions I asked callers and how exactly we determined who got through to them.
This other spaz pipes up, raises his index finger into the air, and with what sounded like the fakest pompus accent said, �I usually refer to Ferengi rules of acquisition, I believe it�s number 17�� Then he fucking quotes it! This freak was dead serious.
The whole place went silent. You could hear the crickets chirping. Talk about stunned silence.