My sister was on the job the other day when a guy in dump truck stops, gets out and sees her sitting in her pickup. He trots over to her, "You know a girl out here called 'Oh-dell'?" Cuz, you know, she's a chick and should know any other chicks that might be on the job.
He figures, she's a chick, she will enjoy some gossip, "Well the talk is all over the CB radio. This Oh-dell welded for two weeks in Hamilton and landed this job inspecting, making five grand every two weeks." He is clearly appalled by his own statement.
"Actually, the name is 'Ah'dell, and I have been an inspector for 10 years and welded for 4 years before that...and that would be TEN grand."
I wish we had a picture, I would have loved to see the look on his face.
Way to go, Sis!