Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Breaking News! Oprah states obvious.

Oprah confesses, "I gained 40 pounds."

Well, duh!

You are on tv 5 days a week, did you think no one noticed?

Of course, no one would dare say a word. After all, you are Oprah, you could have them shot in the face. No one would ever find the body.

Just ask Hoffa.

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