Why can't men grasp the concept of the four-way stop?
We had a power outage and people lost their minds. I mean, really. Ok, so 5 minutes ago there were traffic lights and now they are dark. Whatever will you do?
Duh. You treat it like a four-way stop. Simple, right?
You would think, but no. You always get that one idiot that has to play traffic cop. Things are going smoothly, people taking turns, one after another clockwise. Til you get to this idiot who decides he is going to 'let you go' ahead of him. He is sitting there waving me on.
If I go, then he will go after me, which will effectively make everyone think that we are switching the whole direction of the four-way stop. I sit there hoping he will get the message and just take his turn, but no. He flashes his lights for me to go.
That is when I lose it, I start screaming at him, "Holy Fuck! Just fucking go! It's your turn and you will just fuck the rest of these idiots up."
He gives me the finger like he is hurting my feelings. I don't give a shit if he moons me, as long as he moves his ass along.
And here I was, thinking I was going to drive around wasting time til the power came back on. After that, I had to get off the road before I hurt someone.