It wasn't me!
"Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Tech Support Team™ my name is blah blah blah..."
"Ok, don't laugh." I love it when they say that. You can pretty much guarantee it after an intro like that.
"My daughter downloaded Lim.ewi.re."
"Oh Kay." Like I am still waiting for the punchline. What is the big deal?
"I am a federal agent."
"OK!" Mute the phone.
"You promised you wouldn't laugh."
"Sorry, couldn't help myself." He is laughing too. Until we get to the bottom of the problem he is actually calling in on.
Once he realized what she had done to his laptop, he knew he had to get rid of it. This thing gets audited regularly. In his fervor to cover his daughters tracks, he pooched the system.
Now, no one is laughing. Least of all his daughter.