Sunday, June 11, 2006

Get R and D on that immediately!

I woke up this morning with screaming back pain. I could barely move. I hobbled to the can and that is where I had an epiphany.

I have to either lose weight or grow longer arms.

I kid you not, this morning the length of my arms in proportion to the size of my butt became a real issue.

The diet and exercise thing does not appeal to me in the least. There has to be a better way, after all, they have pills to grow your penis longer, there has to be a solution for the fat chick.

I am looking into it.

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