Get R and D on that immediately!
I woke up this morning with screaming back pain. I could barely move. I hobbled to the can and that is where I had an epiphany.
I have to either lose weight or grow longer arms.
I kid you not, this morning the length of my arms in proportion to the size of my butt became a real issue.
The diet and exercise thing does not appeal to me in the least. There has to be a better way, after all, they have pills to grow your penis longer, there has to be a solution for the fat chick.
I am looking into it.