Again, I am no Marlin Perkins.
Those of you who remember when my cat 'Oscar' had kittens are already aware of this fact. But yesterday, my gerbils, Jay and Silent Bob, became the proud parents of three.
And another thing...
For those of you playing along at home. Another possible sign of the apocalypse.
The boys father said these words, unprompted. "Do you and your mother need anything?" and then promptly passed over the child support.
Don't buy any green bananas.