I go to the local gas station to pick up a pack of smokes. As I am paying the kid behind the counter, a sign catches my eye.
"We check ID for anyone
who appears to be
under the age of 35."
I point to him and say, "What is that? You check everyone under 35?"
"Ya, the province says 25, but the Undisclosed Big Time Oil Company™ checks everyone under 35."
"So, I should be insulted."
Blank stare, light bulb, "OH HA, Ya, I guess."