Went to see two of my doctors today. My regular GP and the heart specialist.
Kinda pissed I even have to bother with the HS, since I could’nt even get in to see him til long after my heart issues we not issues.
I was (covertly at first) vaping in the GP’s waiting room. When no-one said anything, I got bolder and took a long hard haul on it. Finally one of the old girls gave me the stink-eye. Once I told her it was not a cigarette, she was all a hundred questions. I gave her my card so her husband could call me. She though that since he is a 50 year smoker it probably wouldn’t work for him. That was until I told her I had been a smoker for 35 years.
I wish I had had my camera ready for when I took the first drag to show my doctors how it worked. When I let out that huge plume of smoke…it was priceless.
My GP (who knows me best) was really behind me on this. She thinks its great, and my blood pressure was 120/87. That is as close to perfect as I have ever been in my life. I got a round of applause from her. “Just looking at you, I can tell you feel better. Cuz you look better.”
The HP is totally taking credit for me quitting smoking, “So would you say it is because of our discussion that you quit?”
What? Does he get a kickback or something? I say (with sarcasm), “Oh ya, it was all you dude.” …wait three beats…“Oh, and this.” And I whip out the e-cig. LOL, men.
Both my doctors were impressed, although the HP is a nazi and questioned me on when I was going to stop vaping as well. Fuck off, one vise at a time please. Lets get the fat chick dealt with before you have me running track.
So I am getting up to leave the HP and he is routing around in his desk and comes up with a sticker and puts it on my file. “What is that?”
“Oh, it just identifies you as a non-smoker.”
"FUCK ....OFF!" He is startled.
“Wow…I haven’t been that since I was eleven. “
"Did you want one?" and he hands me a sticker for my e-cig case.
So, now I want to see you VIP’ing. Send me a pic.