Anyone else surprised it took this long for someone to take a shot at Parez Hilton?
Oh ya, and he was of course so traumatized by the whole incident that he immediately phoned the police?
Uh ok, right after he Twitter'd it. Ya, that's exactly the way it should be handled, you are bleeding, forget 911, Twitter it.
When I first read this, I thought they said Paris Hilton but that would not have changed the first line of this post either.