Took Milton out for his morning constitutional, and found my passenger side door wide open as well as the glove box.

The keys were on the seat where I left them.
Note to would-be thief: You could have at least tidied up. And where were you raised? In a barn? Close the fucking door!
Luckily the dome light has been busted for a while, otherwise the battery would be dead.
Everyone is always so proud to show off a new car or a new phone or new whatever. I have a little crappy car. It works, and nobody wants to steal it.
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